Problem With Peeing In Nudist Beach?

Discussion in 'Nudism, Naturism' started by Rafa69, Nov 11, 2015.

  1. Rafa69

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    Hello,
    Last saturday I went for the first time of the season to the nudist bech (is spring here) with my gf, fully naked both
    I´m 24 years old and she 22, usualy the public is 50 years old approx and here the womens specially if they are young only did topless... in consecuence, we are "the rares" everytime, with other watching us, etc. But we never did nothing sexual in public!!!
    Well, the point, the public bathrooms aren´t open yet and the water was too cold (remember, is spring...), we were only 25 or 30 on the beach, my gf went to pissing near a bush, not near of anyone but not really hidden... Everything had been ok. 20 minutes later I had gone to piss to the some bush but I was booed for 3 women (40 y o approx) friends only in topless, Their said I´m pervert, gross and nasty! I did´t answer and I went to my towel, another couple near was "shocked" with the reaction of the womens too.
    I´m sure the womens watched to my gf pissing too but it was ok!
    What was the problem? I don´t understad! I only piss a bush because I hadn´t got a public bathroom!
    Anyone have a similar experience?
    Thanks
     
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  2. Beutsecks

    Beutsecks Large Rooster

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    Maybe because you didn't squat.
     
  3. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Maybe they were just jealous that they can't pee standing up? :p I wouldn't worry about it. It sounds like you had a good reason and went a respectful distance away. They were the ones doing something wrong in my opinion.
     
  4. charlie35

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    I agree (as usual) with Mattekat. You were doing nothing wrong. F*ck 'em! x
     
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  5. Rafa69

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    Exactly! I was 40 meter approximate from them, visible but not near and not near of the entry neither.

    The other couple near after than said "well... Here we can hold the pee all the day" with sarcasm.
     
  6. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Take a shit in front of them next time.
     
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  7. *pixy*

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    all the postings of the OP are about peeing in public ...

    Honi soit qui mal y pense.
     
  8. meeses

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    The nude beach I go to, is about 6km long and no bathroom. Are you suppose to carry a bottle to pee into? I wish people would think sometimes, many men (myself included) urinate on the side of the road and that is ok but nooo, not near a bush at a nude beach. Go figure. I must go back and restudy nude beach ethics...
     
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  9. charlie35

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    The side of the road thing is fraught with trouble too. I know I've had that situation on a long car journey where there is no rest stop for miles on end, and needs must (stupidly having had that cup of coffee before setting out on the grounds that I don't know when I might get another one). Always amazes me how in the remotest spot, in a field behind a hedge, someone will appear out of nowhere just as I am about to unzip :bigcry:
     
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  10. Mattekat

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    Hey at least you get to do that. Squatting behind a bush and still probably getting a bit on your foot in the end is way worse. :p So is being caught on the ground with your pants fully down.
     
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  11. meeses

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    And? Who cares... If someone is to make a big deal because you have to urinate in a remote area,well I'd say: Call the police then,who gives a fuck. People are too uptight sometimes. Live and let live!
     
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  12. JPN2

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    Just releave yourself in the ocean, Sea life do it all the time.
     
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  14. capri10

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    I would there is nothing wrong you peed on the nudist beach. One was no restrooms. Men are supposed stand and pee. Go ahead pee standing up perfectly fine.
     
  15. NudeDavid19

    NudeDavid19 Banned

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    I dunno... some guys have absolutely no aim, just look at any urinal, perhaps it’s best to pee squatting.
     
  16. Aim your pee stream at them. They will soon learn that the public toilets aren't open.
    Or piss on the door of the public toilets. They are usually gate doors that are padlocked.
     
  17. Biggles_Nude!

    Biggles_Nude! Hakuna matata.

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    But an everyman, everyday toilet bowl poses challenges for many. A sign I came across in an outdoor dunny a few years ago in the outback read:

    Gentlemen, you may think it is big, but could you stand a little closer to the bowl?

    They had actually scribbled a crude red line in front of the bowl as to where exactly to stand so not to miss it.
    Beaches? Just find a shrub or a tree and let rip. If all else fails, dig a hole, squat and let rip. I would not sit on the throne of our nudie beach toilets even if you paid me 5000 rolles of Sorbent dunny paper. It is bedevilled with redback spoyders, putrid, blocked up, dented, defaced, the taps and copper piping have been pilfered... and jeez, there's never any paper...
     
  18. Mas131962

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    If they don't like it they shouldn't look. Sounds like the U.S.
     
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  19. What they should do is have all toilets open. Or if no toilets are open have a wall that can have pee on it. If it is a dump you need to take have portaloos everywhere
     
  20. NudeDavid19

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    I have never been to a nude beach, there’s not any around here. But when I was younger me and my family used to go camping nude deep out in the woods. And there ain’t no toilets out there! Lol. You had two choices: water a tree or go in the stream.
     
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    That would sure make a ‘stink’ of things!
     

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