Best Masturation For A Married Guy

Hi, I am a married man to a very classic and conservative wife, she doesn't like anything except normal intercourse even with one poisition! When she has her period i love masturating alone in bathroom. What is the best practice that guarantees i cum maximum amount of my stored milk?

 

i suppose masturbating a bunch of times would ensure the greatest overall cum removal.

 

bust a nut..

 

Ah, I am a master at cum extraction....What you need to do:

Step one - Shove a straw down your pee hole (pee hole is a technical term for urethra)

Step two - Get a funnel, and insert it into the end of the straw.

Step three - Get some ammonia, or bleach. Or better yet mix both of them up, then pour in down the funnel. You want enough to fill your bladder.

Step four - You will have a strong urge pee, HOLD IN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

Step five - Enjoy a your intense orgasm with maximum ejaculation.

You're welcome

 

masturation?

 

Just do it next to her. A slow stroke while she knows about it may heighten the experience. She may ask what your doing, tell her your jerking off.

 

Hey ....

You say she is classic and conservative,,,, What about you ???

Are you fulfilled with one position 3 out of 4 weeks .......

Do you ONLY masturbate when she is having a period ???

I get the impression you have great respect for your wife, this is wonderful, however a marriage has TWO people and both are entitled to have theirs needs met,

Have you spoken to her about what you NEED ................. ????
would she be inclined to LOOK AFTER you in other ways while she is bleeding ???

I think that the optimum choice for you is to talk to your wife, try develop an open and honest approach to communicating about sex.

maybe you could come to am agreement where you can masturbate beside her, or she can to it for you.

failing that just read a bunch of threads on here and jerk yourself off to your hearts content,,,,

whatever you do ................................ enjoy it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Wanking

 

Damn.......LMAO!

 

"What is the best practice that guarantees i cum maximum amount of my stored milk?"

Hmmm... lots of people measure pleasure by length of time actively approaching ejaculation rather than by volume of ejaculate.

But if volume is what you are after, a variation of edging might work for you.

Stroke until you are just about to cum.
Take your hands off and let one shot's worth come out of your cock.

Repeat steps 1 and 2. and again. and again.

I really like the pleasure from using my own semen as a lube. And the final ejaculation is super intense.
Never took measurements, but I suspect that this would maximize the total volume of semen released.

The number of "single shots" (although it doesn't shoot, it just flows out) can be varied. I like 3 "single shots" followed by full ejaculation. 2 is nice.
After 4, my dick starts wondering if I'm serious about orgasming or if I'm just teasing and its harder to get it to cooperate.

 

Question I don't understand why you need maximum amount of semen to come out while jacking off. Wouldn't any amount be ok as long as your having a orgasm?
I agree with above get erection and start stroking your cock in front of her. She will either get turned on or get so jealous , either way you win and she will end up jacking you off, if she doesn't then let her roll over in a huff and a puff and throw a fit and have fun jacking off. Enjoy.

 

muh dick ...

 

Buy a butt plug that you're comfortable with. Lube it, slip it inside your tight virgin bottom, and begin to masturbate. When you cum, you'll be shaking at the knees and the orgasm you'll have will make you see the world in a whole new light.