Who Is The Very Last Person You'd Want To Be

If you got kidnapped by modern day Zombie Nazis and their lead evil scientist told you he was going to switch your brain with someone else and from then on, you'd be trapped in their body, living their life....

Who would be the very last person on earth you'd want that someone to be?

 

i don't know, probably someone who has like 5 minutes to live.

is this a new breed of zombie that has scientists? i know zombies have become much more formidable than the old days of slow walking and groaning, but evil science is still well beyond the grasp of any that i'm familiar with.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXcb5lO970k

 

its a tie between rosie odonells wife and roseanne barrs wife/husband/whateverpartner

 

i assume the answer is "vibrator."

 

The list of people I'd want to be stuck in would be a shorter list

 

Game of thrones season 6

Johns Snow comes back as a whitewalker and becomes leader

4 episodes later theres an evil scientist zombie, zombie dentist, zombie healthcare, zombies that can do math and a zombie pizza delivery guy

 

In this particular scenario I don't know.

 

Someone with a severely diseased body...like paralysis...wheelchair bound.

 

Well, thats kind of depressing

Was hoping for more comical answers along the lines of i dont want to be Mel Gibson because I actually like jewish food

I guess I didnt think this thread through

Back to, I dont want to be a baby born with polio that gets horribly burned and thus oversteps its carbon footprint type replies

 

The greedy prick (and ALL the others like him) that raised the price of a drug over 5,000% just because he could. And Donald Duck because Daisy be kickin' his ass.

 

a vulnerable me.....

Help!

Me an my big mouth.....lol

 

vanilla gorilla

 

Im surprised it took 13 replies for someone to do that

 

Could be worse I suppose? :yikes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_U9HECYIyU

 

Tough choice because the list would be endless…………….But I'll name a few....

Kim Kardashian
Lady Gaga
George W Bush
Charles Manson
Rosie O’Donnell
Mike Tyson
Roseanne Barr
Paris Hilton
Kim Jong-Un




Hotwater

 

You thinking what im thinking, youd still rather be Charles Manson than Kim Kardashian, even taking into account the life in prison thing and the arguing with yourself all the time

 

Vanilla Gorilla

 

i don't see what being 'trapped' in any particular body, would have to do, with how i lived my life.
neither gender nor species nor home planet, of any body i happen to live in, has anything to do with who i am nor how i live my life.

i would certainly be most embarrassed to find my appearance closely resembling that of any political, religious, or economic tyrant.
one as much as another. i prefer to be anonymous and inconspicuous, and would undoubtedly remain so.

the list of such embarrassing personages, is, of necessity, rather long.

 

blah blah blah, just say something funny in one sentence