Forgetting your wallet on the first date could actually be beneficial by showing you how your date would react in such a situation. If they step in and pay with no reluctance, you know things must be going pretty well. If they freak out, leave, or pay grudgingly, then maybe they suck donkey balls.
I was on a first date a month ago and when I paid with my debit card, they came back and told me it had been rejected. I had to pay with my credit card. It was complete bullshit bc I obviously had enough funds, but maybe I had moved money around too much that day. Who knows. But it was really embarrassing. My date jokingly said "I'm judging you so hard right now." but she was fine with it otherwise. She still spent the night :winkywink:
So, uh, yeah I choose choking down nasty food and then pissing it out of your asshole in their guest bathroom, which just happens to be next to the living room where they have all gathered to meditate in silence. Also sound resonates heavily off the tile floor and walls. Also you didn't correctly latch the door, and it suddenly creaks open and you're left facing the room as you're hunched over with that uncomfortable feeling you get when liquid comes out the solids hole.
happy dating yall!