Two lesbians and two homosexuals live in identical houses. If they both caught fire who would escape first? You'd think the lesbians would being they could get out lickidy split. The answer would be the two faggots.since They already had there shit packed!
I Believe The Correct Wording Should Have Been " Gays".......We Don't Use The "F" Word On Here.... Cheers Glen.
Political correctness is a thing of the past. Quit whining, stop looking for something to bitch about and be happy!!
I Thought Since You Are GAY You Would Have Backed Me In Stating That The "FAGGOT" Word Is Not Acceptable On Hip Forums.........Apparently Not.... Cheers Glen.
Actually the term i don't like the most is lesbian. I think it's an ugly word, I've never liked it. I don't feel right saying it or typing it. I prefer to call myself fruity. im just a lit bit fruity. Or queer i actually don't mind queer because i sorta am anyway to definition. Lol. Anyway. As he said though since it's a joke thread, I don't take offense to the F word. Depending the context of course but i didn't see any malice in it really. I was going to burn in a fire.
Or counter with some Hetero jokes..... Whats the difference between a straight guy and a pizza? The pizza takes 28 minutes longer to come What do you call a soup made from straight people and vegetables? Breeding Stock What do you get when you mix a man, a woman, and three bottles of wine? 99% of the worlds population Why dont straight guys like dancing competitions? Its the one place they cant beat their wives How many straight guys does it take to change a light bulb? They all know how to screw it in, but can never work out how to turn it on
Just Fell Out Of Bed And This Is The First "Notification" I Read..........Going To Be Smiling For The Rest Of The Day.........Thanks For The Laugh..... Cheers Glen.
The two fruity women next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.......
What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple waits till you're 13 before coming on your face.
Not really a sexual joke, but... An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can’t shave all his whiskers off any more because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
These are the first (and second) "dirty" jokes I ever heard as a kid. A man and a women are riding a motorcycle down the street when the wind blows off all their clothes. The women looks at the man and says, "What's all that stuff on your chest?" And he says, "That's my yard." Then she says, "Well what's that thing between your legs?" "That's my car." Then the man looks at the women and says, "What are those?" "Those are my boy and girl." He looks between her legs and says, "And what's that?" "That's my garage." "Well I'll let your boy and girl play in my yard if you let me put my car in your garage!" Ha Ha. Next: Every week a women wearing glasses walks into the grocery store, buys one banana and walks out. The grocer gets to wondering why she only buys one banana, so the next week he follows her to her home in a trailer court. She goes into her trailer and the guy figures he'll look in the window to see what she's up to. He looks in and sees her pull back the carpet and stick the banana in a hole in the floor. Then she takes off her glasses and walks into the bedroom. So the guy's wondering what's going on when she returns without her clothes, feels around for the banana and then starts going to town on it! "Oh Ho", he thinks, "she can't see a thing without her glasses! Next week I'll climb under the trailer, remove the banana and stick my wanger up the hole in it's place and she'll never know!" So next week the chick buys the banana, sticks it in the hole and goes into the bedroom. The guy sees his chance, slips under the trailer, pulls the banana out'a the hole and sticks his johnson up in it's place. Then she comes out'a the bedroom and goes to town! The dude is thinking, "This is great!" when all of a sudden the doorbell rings! The chick jumps up, kicks the banana under the couch and runs into the bedroom for her clothes.
I think it's a beautiful word. The one that I hate with the burning fury a million suns is "partner." "Oh, this is my partner Sheryl." "I'd like you to meet my partner Tracy." "She's my life partner." Makes me cringe. Like every gay relationship is two fucking cops investigating a goddamn murder or something.
Mine and fiance??? OMG totally cute!!! But partner...ugh, like our high school biology teacher paired us up to disesct a frog..a lab partner. LOL we all have our quirks and standards. Anyway, sounds like you're happy and in love so...AWESOME and CONGRATS come to mind!!!