This one is from the "Party Jokes" page in the latest issue of Playboy magazine. Normally, I ignore them because either 1) they're dumb, or 2) I've already heard them a thousand times. This one, OTOH, made me laugh out loud! Two guys are at a friend's bachelor party. As they stand in the corner, nursing their drinks and surveying the crowd, one turns to the other. "You know," he says, "I just read that, on the average, one man in twenty is homosexual." Gesturing towards the rest of the party-goers, he continues, "That means that it's likely that one of the guys at this party is gay!" "Oh, I HOPE it's Jeff!" breathes the other guy. "He's cute!"
I just came up with an idea. Put Tuna Fish and Pink Salmon in the same can and call it "Tuna Pink". C/S, Rev J
"The Pink" is another term for pussy. Probably short for "Pink Taco". Two in the pink generally means 2 fingers in the pussy. C/S, Rev J
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying in front of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asks "Honey, what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."
Paddy says to his mate That blonde in the flat below put a note in my letterbox saying " come down and Fuck me stupid " his mate said "Did you Go" ? Paddy said "Nah nobody asks Me to do them a favour then calls me names "
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Did you hear about the guy who mix his viagra and rogaine? His hair stands on end. Then the same guy mixed his viagra with his iron pills. Now he points north.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."