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#1 fjdreams

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Posted September 04 2015 - 08:11 AM

Being super sweaty, like sweat dripping down your back and crack and balls, and then having to take a giant shit.  The toilet seat gets all slippery, or if you're in a public toilet and put down toilet paper, the paper gets soggy and stuck to your butt.  And then don't even get me started on the wiping situation.  But let's imagine the wiping situation for a moment.

 

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Taking a nice long relaxing, cleansing bath, only to step out and immediately have to take a giant runny poop, thus instantly voiding all the hard work you put into making your b-hole immaculately clean.  Do you go about your day, or waste even more water just to wash yourself?  You can't just jump in the shower right away though.  You have to let the business dry.  Rules.

 

 


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Posted September 04 2015 - 02:35 PM

Carry around some diaper wipes.



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Posted September 04 2015 - 03:15 PM

If you have that much runny poop, change your diet.


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Posted September 04 2015 - 04:03 PM

The first situation.


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Posted September 04 2015 - 04:05 PM

Being super sweaty, like sweat dripping down your back and crack and balls, and then having to take a giant shit.  The toilet seat gets all slippery, or if you're in a public toilet and put down toilet paper, the paper gets soggy and stuck to your butt.  And then don't even get me started on the wiping situation.  But let's imagine the wiping situation for a moment.

 

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Taking a nice long relaxing, cleansing bath, only to step out and immediately have to take a giant runny poop, thus instantly voiding all the hard work you put into making your b-hole immaculately clean.  Do you go about your day, or waste even more water just to wash yourself?  You can't just jump in the shower right away though.  You have to let the business dry.  Rules.

Lol.....I've had a pretty crap day today...but thats kinda cheered me up.....Made me laugh  :)


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Posted September 04 2015 - 07:58 PM

really, i don't think either is all that bad.  slippery toilet seat is only a minor inconvenience, and i guess i'm just not considerate enough to put toilet paper under my sweaty ass in a public toilet.  on the other scenario, i have no problem rewashing my ass at any time that such a wash is available.  i'm not aware of any business drying rules, but if i have to wait 10 minutes before i jump back in the shower, i still think i'll survive.



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Posted September 04 2015 - 08:21 PM

id have to pick the first

 

 

only because public toilets are gross



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Posted September 12 2015 - 08:52 AM

uh oh!! i just played basketball and i'm all sweaty.  need to take a shower, but i have to poop.  nooooooooooooooooo

 

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Posted September 15 2015 - 06:05 AM

well the sweaty part is why i don't much care for summer, nor for tropical climates, whatever the state of my bowels or diet responsible for it.

 

i would say which is worse; heat stroke or freezing joint ache.  hypothermia can kill too of course, and the cold can be painful to the very old and the very young, but the heat is a constant miserable torment, if you can't hide from in in a well air conditioned vehicle or building.  i have more problems with excessive temperature then just faintness and torpor, i also get rashes and too much sun actually makes me sneeze. 


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