Itchy Balls

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by cousinit, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. cousinit

    cousinit Member

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    has any one ever found relief for dry itchy balls....winters coming, and at 30 below an 20% humidity all your skin gets stupid dry, balls especially. my underduds may as well be spun of steel wool and fibre glass for how bad the itching gets.

    A little side note: don't try putting gold bond ointment on the boys. Holy fuck does it ever burn.
     
  2. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    Can you put some lotion on them after you shower?
     
  3. Bilby

    Bilby Lifetime Supporter and Freerangertarian Super Moderator

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    It could be that your bath/shower water is too hot. It will cause itchy skin. Also don't over do bedding.
     
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  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Remember the old Indian saying “Man with itchy balls wakes up with smelly fingers”


    Hotwater
     
  5. Desera_xoxo

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    Try coconut oil....Its amazing on dry skin
     
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  6. flowerpowerbitches

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    Haha damn I'm glad I'm not a guy
     
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    baby powder

    or athletes foot powder if youre the filthy fungus type
     
  8. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    First scratch 'em real good with a wire brush, then liberally apply alcohol. Any other problems in your life will immediately become meaningless.
     
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  9. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    To be serious----talk to a pharmacist. They can recommend something for you. I did when my legs itched and one recommended a product--sorry I don't remember the name, but it worked.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    really? i don't think mine ever dry out. no matter what the time of year, i have to take time out to wash them a few times a day so they don't develop fungus or something from always being in sweat.
     
  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Tabasco sauce works wonders
     
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  12. SMcDaniel001

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    Jojoba oil. It's a natural oil that is most closely matched to body oil.

    But quit using your antibacterial soap. The soap is killing your natural body bacteria.
     
  13. Ringstar

    Ringstar Novice Warlock

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    That will do it. I know that the temptation is there to take that shower head and scald your nutsack free of that nastiness....but don't you do it!
     
  14. Ringstar

    Ringstar Novice Warlock

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    Yeah.....right! Say that when it's yeast infection time sugar!!
     
  15. lukjas

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    toppcock is my go-to product when it comes to itchy balls. keeps the boys stink-free too
     
  16. bungeman

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    "lice" go delouse urself
     

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