Well sometimes I do confess to being kinda bored and I have a look through those seedy dating sites you find....Where people are just looking for a quick porking....Now if people are single and want to do that...good luck to em..but I was looking at some of the pics on there...and some people just go flying in there and post full frontal nude shots with everything including the kitchen sink on show...and I just kinda think that takes away a bit of the magic of meeting a new partner...I personally would like to leave something to unwrap for when we met up....It'd be like knowing your xmas pressie before the big day....So if that were me on those dating sites......I would at least leave me Y Fronts on....and leave something to the imagination...I find that more erotic than a full nude shot from the very start.
Pretty sure most sites are hokus pokus. Studies will tell you that when you sign up you're bombarded by a few messages that seem keen but you need to pay to continue the communication and once paid surprise surprise, they don't respond. So it's full of bots baiting you. And full of guys chatting up bots to no avail.
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So snapchat from my understanding is a program where you can ad people like in skype and then you send them a picture with a time limit, say 2 seconds? Then what do you do? I also heard of a app once where a chick sends you her photo and then you have to accept "yes" to talk or no. I find that very rude.