Seedy Dating Sites

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by MrChuffy, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. MrChuffy

    MrChuffy Members

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    Well sometimes I do confess to being kinda bored and I have a look through those seedy dating sites you find....Where people are just looking for a quick porking....Now if people are single and want to do that...good luck to em..but I was looking at some of the pics on there...and some people just go flying in there and post full frontal nude shots with everything including the kitchen sink on show...and I just kinda think that takes away a bit of the magic of meeting a new partner...I personally would like to leave something to unwrap for when we met up....It'd be like knowing your xmas pressie before the big day....So if that were me on those dating sites......I would at least leave me Y Fronts on....and leave something to the imagination...I find that more erotic than a full nude shot from the very start.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    at least they stick to the kitchen. the worst is when they post their bathroom selfies.
     
  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Pretty sure most sites are hokus pokus.
    Studies will tell you that when you sign up you're bombarded by a few messages that seem keen but you need to pay to continue the communication and once paid surprise surprise, they don't respond.

    So it's full of bots baiting you.
    And full of guys chatting up bots to no avail.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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  5. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PRjivglNzQ

    Central scrutinizer:
    This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date (Sy Borg) are going back to the apartment to have a little party...

    Joe:
    Sy borg
    Gimme dat,
    Gimme dat
    Sy borg
    Gimme dat, give me
    De chromium leg,
    I beg
    Sy borg
    Gimme dat,
    Gimme dat
    Sy borg
    Gimme dat, give me
    De chromium leg,
    Little wires,
    Pliers, tires
    They turn me on
    Maybe I'm crazy
    Maybe I'm crazy
    Maybe I'm crazy,
    Mon...
    Stroking several of sy's gleaming appendages, joe continues...
    Gee, sy
    This is a real groovy
    Apartment
    You've got here
    Sy borg:
    All government
    Sponsored recreational
    Services are clean and
    Efficient
    Joe:
    This is exciting
    I never plooked
    A tiny chrome-plated
    Machine
    That looks like a
    Magical pig
    With marital aids
    Stuck all over it
    Such as yourself
    Before
    Sy borg:
    You'll love it!
    It's a way of life.
    Joe:
    Does that mean
    Maybe later
    You'll plook me...
    Sy borg:
    If you wish, we may
    Have a groovy orgy
    Joe:
    Just me and you?
    Sy borg:
    I share this apartment
    With a modified
    Gay bob doll
    He goes all the way...
    Ever try oral sex with
    A miniature rubberized
    Homo-replica?
    Joe:
    No, ah, not yet,
    Ah, is this him?
    Sy borg:
    This is him.
    Your wish is
    His command
    He likes you
    He wants to kiss
    You always
    Just tell him what
    You want
    Joe:
    Really?
    Hi, little guy
    Think I might get a
    Tiny, but exciting
    Blow...job...
    Gimme dat,
    Gimme dat
    Blow job...
    Gimme dat, give me
    De chromium cob.
    Sy borg:
    Bend over.
    Joe:
    Gay bob
    Blow job
    Gimme dat,
    Gimme dat
    Blow job
    Gimme dat, give me
    De chromium cob
    Sy borg:
    You'll love it!
    It looks just like a
    Telefunken u-47.
    Joe:
    Little leather cap
    And trousers
    They look so gay..
    Warren just bought some
    Warren just bought some
    Warren just bought some
    Hey...
    Sy borg:
    Bob is tired.
    Plook me now,
    You savage rascal
    Ehhh! that tickles.
    You are a fun person
    I like you.
    I want to kiss
    You always.
    Joe:
    Gee, this is great
    How's about some
    Bondage and
    Humiliation
    Sy borg:
    Anything you say,
    Master.
    Joe:
    Oh no, I don't believe
    It
    You're way more fun
    Than mary...
    Sy borg:
    You're plooking
    Too hard...
    Joe:
    And cleaner than
    Lucille...
    Sy borg:
    Plooking on me...
    Joe:
    What have i
    Been missing
    All these years?
    Sy borg:
    Too hard
    Joe:
    Sy...
    Sy borg:
    Too hard
    Joe:
    Sy...
    Sy borg:
    Plooking too hard
    On me-e-e-e-e...
    Joe:
    Speak to me
    Oh no...
    The golden shower
    Must have shorted out
    His master circuit
    He's, he's, oh my god
    I must have
    Plooked him...
    Hey
    To death...
    Hey

    Central scrutinizer:
    This is the central scrutinizer... you have just destroyed one model xqj-37 nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and you're gonna have to pay for it! so give up, you haven't got a chance.

    Joe:
    But i...
    I, i, i, i, i...
    I can't pay
    I gave all my money
    To some kinda groovy
    Religious guy...
    Two songs ago...

    Central scrutinizer:
    Come on out son...
    Between the two of us
    We'll find a way to
    Work it out
     
  6. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    can this guy be banned for making multiple references to his "snapchat"
     
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  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    So snapchat from my understanding is a program where you can ad people like in skype and then you send them a picture with a time limit, say 2 seconds?
    Then what do you do?

    I also heard of a app once where a chick sends you her photo and then you have to accept "yes" to talk or no. I find that very rude.
     
  8. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    On it. Report when you see this stuff.
    More eyes make this a smoother space.
     
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  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    0o0oo can I be promoted to HF Undercover Detective? pwwweeeeeasse!?!?!?!?!
     
  10. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    See that report button?
    You are deputized. Welcome to the not so Ok corral.
     
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  11. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    :bobby:
     

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