That's Just Wrong.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Reverand JC, Aug 26, 2015.

  1. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Let's share jokes that make us laugh even though we don't agree with them we just face palm and laugh at how wrong they are like:

    She said "Give me twelve inches and hurt me."

    So I fucked her twice and punched her in the face.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  2. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    How do you make a dead baby float

    2 parts dead baby, 1 part ice cream

    Or

    Take your foot off its head
     
  3. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    That reminds me of the more PC version:

    How do you stop a nazi from drowning?

    I don't know.

    Good!

    Or

    Version 2:

    How do you stop a nazi from drowning?

    How?

    Take your foot off his head.

    Another totally un PC:

    12 Pollaks were raping a German girl. She screams "Nein! Nein!"

    So 3 of them leave.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  4. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

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    The difference between a gay boy and a refrigerator is.....refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out.
     
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  5. rjhangover

    rjhangover Senior Member

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    A hippie walks in a bar and orders a beer. He's sitting at the bar drinking his beer when he notices an old Indian staring at him. Finally he gets tired of it and walks over and asks the old Indian why he keeps staring at him. The old Indian says, "Many moons ago, I was in the wilderness...and I was lonely...and I fucked a buffalo....AND I THINK YOU'RE MY KID!!!!"

    I'm part Cherokee and part hippie, so I'm just making fun of myself. But I'm not gay.....so sue me.
     
  6. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    What's the worst part about being a zombie?



    The brain farts.
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?










    the wheelchair
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    How did Hitler die?

    He got an heart attack when he read the gas bill.
     
  9. mcme

    mcme lurker

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    A rabbi, a priest and a young boy are the only survivors of a ship wreck and adrift in a lifeboat. After a few hours the priest leans over to the rabbi and says,"should we fuck him?". Rabbi asks,"out of what?".
     
  10. quark

    quark Parts Unknown

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    ^^^ Too good.

    What breaks when you play too rough with an 8 year old?

    Her hips.
     
  11. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    Oh dead baby jokes...

    What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.
     
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    whats stiff, 18 inches long and makes a women scream for hours..

    dead baby in the bassinet ...
     
  13. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Do you know when bed time for Michael Jackson is?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  14. mohsin qureshi

    mohsin qureshi Members

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
     
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  15. mohsin qureshi

    mohsin qureshi Members

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    Here are some more jokes :)

    1.
    Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
    Student: “I is..”
    Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
    Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

    2.
    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

    3.
    Q: Is Google male or female?
    A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

    4.
    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
     
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  16. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I just came back from a walk now I'm sweating like an Arab in an airport!

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    My washing machine is way too sarcastic-it keeps taking the piss out of my boxer shorts!
     

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