Did Jesus Take Shrooms?

it's a fact that shrooms have existed everywhere all over the planet through all history
doesn't occams razor suggest he was tripping balls?

 

One of life's imponderables that.

 

Maybe everyone around him was taking shrooms

 

The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross suggests Jesus was a Mushroom.

 

If one claims to be the son of god--and gets killed for it--raises some questions. Nowadays one would just be tucked away in a rubber room with such a claim. Little more rough about it then.

 

would charles manson have had a religious following at ADzero

 

I think Jesus would visit me if I took shrooms. Then maybe I could ask him if he's ever taken shrooms...

 

Maybe he did. I believe I read somewhere that people would talk to God by getting high back in those times so I mean, why not Jesus? It's likely.

 

Nope. Jews not allowed to take drugs. Big daddy woulda slapped him for it.

 

He did once at a party but everyone got pissed at him because he kept turning wine into water.

 

If he could do that, he wouldn't need the mushies, as he could very likely turn silly putty into psilocybin.

 

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