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#1 1969302boss

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Posted July 05 2015 - 03:23 PM

How can I have sex with my aunt am 17 and she's 45 and she's really hot nice boobs and butt sometimes when I rubb her feet she moans loud and turns me on and I lay with her and I hugg her but any ideas

#2 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted July 05 2015 - 03:42 PM

i would start by creating a fake account on an internet site, and then post silly trollish threads in completely inappropriate forums.


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#3 rollingalong

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Posted July 05 2015 - 04:37 PM

How can I have sex

this is the real question

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Posted July 05 2015 - 05:15 PM

What does this have to do with the Media? Is this what they are going on about on Faux News these days?


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Posted July 05 2015 - 05:19 PM

What does this have to do with the Media? Is this what they are going on about on Faux News these days?

It can't be, marionettes can't have sex, they would get caught up in all the ropes and not to mention the "wood burn" lol

 

Then again, the south park guys were able to pull it off ( Team America), so maybe it is possible.

 

Is this pithy enough O'Rielly. lol


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#6 Tyrsonswood

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Posted July 05 2015 - 05:27 PM

Fair and Balanced...


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#7 I'minmyunderwear

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Posted July 05 2015 - 07:47 PM

What does this have to do with the Media? Is this what they are going on about on Faux News these days?

 

i guess theoretically, his aunt could be a famous person.

 

although i would assume any famous media woman would have been willing to give up a little money to finance her nephew's education, so there goes that theory.



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Posted July 05 2015 - 08:11 PM

Why do so many people on here want to bang their aunts so badly?
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Posted July 05 2015 - 11:38 PM

I think the newbie can't spell.  He/she doesn't mean "aunts", but "ants".  You know, formicophaelia.  Google it.


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Posted July 06 2015 - 08:12 AM

Why do so many people on here want to bang their aunts so badly?


Oh man, this made me laugh so hard. Welcome to hf. Where everyone wants to bang their aunt, and the rep points don't matter.
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Posted July 26 2015 - 09:53 PM

How can I have sex with my aunt am 17 and she's 45 and she's really hot nice boobs and butt sometimes when I rubb her feet she moans loud and turns me on and I lay with her and I hugg her but any ideas

You put your penis into her vagina, just as if it were your mother or sister... Why the hell would it make a difference it if were your aunt?


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#12 Logan 5

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Posted July 31 2015 - 11:57 PM

You put your penis into her vagina, just as if it were your mother or sister... Why the hell would it make a difference it if were your aunt?

I'll be damned.  A newbie actually said something funny.  Or was it really true?  Or perhaps it's a purple unicorn skydiving on the moon?  Damned if I know.

But I know the truth is out there somewhere (likely with someone's aunt getting the shit f'ed out of her)....


“Becoming a dissident is not something that happens overnight.  You do not simply decide to become one.  It is a long chain of steps and acts.  And very often during this process, you do not really reflect upon what is happening...You don’t want to become involved with the dirt that is around you and one day, all of a sudden you wake up and realize that you are a dissident, that you are a human rights activist.” – Vaclav Havel, former Czech President (1993-2003) & activist

 

We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail.  He can be caught.  He can be killed and forgotten.

But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world.

 

"...You can't build a dream, without a plan...." -- Jefferson Starship ("It's Not Over", "No Protection" Album, 1987)


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Posted August 01 2015 - 01:25 PM

How can I have sex with my aunt am 17 and she's 45 and she's really hot nice boobs and butt sometimes when I rubb her feet she moans loud and turns me on and I lay with her and I hugg her but any ideas

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Posted November 14 2016 - 04:43 AM

I think he believes she's destined to become his teacher. smilielol5.gif