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Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by MikeE, Jul 4, 2015.

  1. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    What sexual activities constitutes a well lived life?

    Not the obvious wish list, but the list of things that make up the human condition.

    What are the odd, embarrassing, cute(ish) things that everyone does at least once.
    The things that we look back on with a wry smile.

    everyone has Publicly Displayed Affection Inappropriatly at least once
    Everyone has been that couple. The pair that made out in the study lounge for 3 hours or spent the whole party necking in the kitchen.

    everyone has Prematurely Ejaculated at least once
    (male perspective) Its embarasing. Its not shameful. But it happens. Its kind of fun being that randy. A gentleman will follow premature ejaculation with cunnilingus.
    (female perspective)???

    What else belongs on the list?
     
  2. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    The escape of air pumped in.
    To echo Mike, a gentleman will STFU. Because it's mostly his fault, anyway, Mr. Human Jackhammer.
     
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  3. _Dahlia_

    _Dahlia_ Member

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    Farting while he's inside you.
     
  4. silk896

    silk896 Member

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    Started mentally doing the next day's shopping list because the sex is just not connecting. (It may also be tax returns, activities for the kids birthday, what colour to paint the kitchen next time etc, etc)
     
  5. mathias0815

    mathias0815 Members

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    How long to go?
    Why do I have to do whole the activity and she lays lazy, just spreading her legs?
     
  6. MikeE

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    Started, inserted and then the two of us decided that sleep was a better idea.
     
  7. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    When you've had so many pussies in your youth that you don't remember their names, but you remember the good times you had!
     
  8. Mattekat

    Mattekat Ice Queen of The North

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    I have never spent 3 hours kissing. I don't like kissing that much. I'd rather someone's tongue did more useful things.

    I hope everyone else has sneezed during sex. I do that a lot. My bf can tell when now and avoid me sneezing in his face.....
     
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