Okay, here's the deal. I like to be naked. On a few occasions I have gone to a nudist park/resort to sunbathe, swim, etc. The last time I went there was a line to sign in. The sign in booth is outside, and there is an outside patio with some chairs to sit in if you have to wait. It was a beautiful summer afternoon. As I'm sitting there two cars pull up (btw, I'm fully clothed because I hadn't checked in yet). Up comes a guy probably my age and asks if I'm the line to get in. I smile and say yes. Also, I have my back to the cars that just pulled in. A few seconds later I hear the other car's door open and I can hear a female's voice talking to the guy. I look over my shoulder and I can't see her totally, but she is wearing a crocheted top with nothing on underneath. I can see her right-side nipple poking through. "Holy shit!" goes through my head, but I stop looking so as not to be accused of gawking (don't gawk anyway; a quick little look will get me to see everything I want to see). I want to be a good nudist, not some drooling weirdo. So, eventually the two of them walk up on to the patio, and they have to walk past me, pretty closely, and now I see that this woman not only is wearing the aforementioned top, but she is totally naked from the waist down. And this woman is attractive! She has a VERY nice body. She sits in a chair next to her friend not 4 feet from me. Her friend says something like, "okay, you wanted to be naked, so..." And she takes off her top. Here she is, totally naked. I could lean forward and touch her - though no way would I; I am a gentleman after all - she's so close. She has no pubic hair and I can see her clitoral hood. She has a nice tan and no tanlines and is sitting with her legs a bit spread. She is completely uninhibited. There are two men sitting on either side of her, me and her lover who's probably 15-20 years older than her, and she's naked. I've never known any woman personally so uninhibited. The 3 of us actually chat a little. I'm trying not to look too closely, but I'm telling you: It has been a couple of decades and some change since the last time I sat that close to a woman that attractive, who was totally naked, outside. That woman was my girlfriend back in the day. We eventually went our separate ways at the park after we checked in, but in retrospect I think there was something else going on there. I think it quite possible that they were wanting to hook up with me. I got a distinct vibe from them, but I tried to ignore it. Why did I ignore it? I am really bad at picking up on stuff like that, and I want to get better. I have been told that I'm "handsome", "cute", "hot", and other descriptors. I know that I am at least somewhat attractive because of the things that have happened to me in the past. Back in my college days I got hit on by college ladies a couple of handful of times. The guy who was with this woman was an example to me. He was about my age. How did he hook up with a woman that much younger and that attractive? He was okay looking, but he was no chiseled, monument to man. He had a fairly average body like me. I want a hook up SO BAD, but I have no idea how to go about it. So... Tomorrow I am going to be naked at a nude beach on the Columbia River and I'll be in a boat. I'd really like some company of the female kind. I am a gentleman, I'm not a weirdo. I'm open to whatever. If you just want to lay in the sun naked and chat, go for a walk in the sand, or a ride in my boat, that's all I'll do. Let me know if you ladies are interested. Message me here. Peace.
Do you want advice/answers to your questions ? or is this thread just a strange way to try to pick up a chick or two to go and be naked with you?
I would disagree. Depends on your definition of a weirdo. Is a weirdo someone who finds women attractive? To wit, naked women? I'm really kind of shy, and have never known how to pick up women. I have always been kind of awkward around them. Any success I've had with them, and I have had some, has come because the woman had made it really clear she was interested in me. Here's another one: Recently while I was standing in line in the grocery store a very attractive young lady two people behind me in line made "eyes" at me BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE ANYTHING HAD HAPPENED UNTIL AFTER I'D LEFT. If I had realized it before, and if I could have worked up enough courage, I would have stuck around long enough to talk w/ her after she went through the check-out to see if there was anything there or not, respectfully. I just don't know how to do this stuff, so yeah, I guess I am asking for advice. Oh, and is this not the "free love" forum? Some would say only weirdos partake in "free love".
