I Got Ants Down My Pants Today

I was sitting out on the front stoop with the neighbors dog, waiting for my husband. I didn't notice the the family of ants on the stoop below me. I didn't notice them until they were all over my legs, crawling up my pants. I stood up and started shaking my legs and dancing around, trying to get them off. My husband came out of the building and all I could say was "I have ants in my pants, I HAVE ANTS IN MY PANTS".

All husband could do was point and laugh.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBhzxbr1bc0

 

You got off easy







Hotwater

 

At least they weren't fire ants...

 

Fire ants are evil.

 

lucky little bastards.

 

I was so worried they would crawl up my...you know....

 

the thread title says you got ants down your pants, but the thread content says you got ants up your pants. so i have to assume that there were no ants, and your pants are on fire because the whole thing was just a giant lie!!!

or not, whatever, it's just some ants. come to me when you get a bee in your pants. that happened to me once, it was a pretty traumatic experience.

shirt?

 

That made me think of a game I had as a kid.

 

I went back to try and edit the title after I realized I had contradicted myself, but I was unable to make the change. I knew the smartest person in the forum would be the one to point out the details of my contradiction. Congratulations. You are that person.

 

well it's not like my hipforum smartness ranking was a secret until now, but thanks for the congrats anyway.