Ask An Insipidly Inept Question, Get An Incredibly Earnest Answer.

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  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Mother nature

    How is it that this is the most popular question thread right now?
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I think it's down to that 'Earnest' bloke mentioned in the title,pen...he can't spell his name,but he means well.

    Why aren't there any left-handed screws,that tighten by turning ANTI-clockwise?
     
  3. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Left handed people are too dumb to do it right.

    Why are ceilings always white?
     
  4. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Because your mum's a squirter.

    Why is this thread so bloody popular all of a sudden?
     
  5. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Inquiring minds want to know.

    How does my arm know to float to my left when I want it to?
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    It uses cerebro-trianguatory directional-impulse receptors to impart movement.

    Why do bootlaces only ever snap when you're in a hurry?
     
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    themnax Senior Member

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    if you're in a hurry, why are you wearing boots?
    the last time i rode in a hurry, my feet never touched the ground.

    i haven't been ridden in a hurry for a lot longer then the last time one snapped at me.

    this is written inverted. the question is at the top.
     
  8. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Because mud

    Where did this thread come from?
     
  9. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Sam921... He was the inventor of this thread. In June 2015..I bet he would be proud of it now!

    How can dogs and cats lick their bits?
     
  10. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Because they have special necks made of turtle spines

    What kind of thread of the likes of this just spring from outeth nowherium?
     
  11. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    It was a response from a thread that was based around asking a question then giving a funny silly answer. Unfortunately that thread which is more fun has disappeared but this one was dug up from the depths of HF

    What English does not have an accent?
     
  12. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Incorrectly asked,old chap-you should ask "Is there a version of English is correctly pronounced,as opposed to being 'regional''.
    The answer being,of course,that English as a language is an amalgam,thus forming the basis for both regional and dialectic accentuants.


    Has any one of you EVER kept a pencil until it was too short to use???
     
  13. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    I did at school, it was something we strived to..

    Did you ever wonder what made a lemon sour?
     
  14. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Can't say I ever have,hon...

    but I do wonder what's so special about a bee's knees...
     
  15. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    Bee Jackson was quite a Charleston dancer.

    would king authors story be different if they had jack hammers back in medieval times?
     
  16. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    King Author...Who was that?

    Ever wish you knew something weird about your history?
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Not any more-the weirdest day of my life was the day I found a site called HF and thought "Hmm,seems ok-I'll just pop in"...

    How do people light those e-cigs?
     
  18. pensfan13

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    E-lighters.

    Are cats or dogs faster runners?
     
  19. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Dogs can run more quickly,but cats can change direction more accurately and without losing momentum.

    This new solar system scientists have found-do you reckon Costa Coffee is already there?
     
  20. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    everything that makes up a coffee is there, probably not all in the right order though.

    how many unknown elements do you think humans will discover?
     

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