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Squashy part of your foot, doesn't like it.

Who is the best poet of all time?

 

Cant spell poet without poe.

Why does the alphabet have an order?

 

Cant spell poet without poe.

Why does the alphabet have an order?

 

I don't know where the sequence comes from, but the melody of the song comes from an old French country song, and wasn't set to the alphabet until the 18th century.

How can I melt chocolate chips without either a microwave or a double boiler?

 

Your tongue

Birds are so clever..I watched 2 magpies down a segull over my garden..what I wonder were they protecting?

 

According to roger waters...the vulture and the magpie took a cashbox. That would be worth protecting.

I flipped my pizza in half...did i just create a calzone?

 

You mean, re created.. Or did it look like a pizza pancake?

How many refuges are needed for the refugees?

 

Being ignorant on the matter in question I can't speak to the number of refuges that are or were in consideration, but it's clear that one, in general, would be enough if it met all the requirements needed.

Interestingly enough, or otherwise when otherwisely considered, the actions of an aardvark always oscillate between borrowed and exacted. Exactly how exacted would an oscillation need to be to be an example of allegorically enacted Australian augmentation?

 

Enough to cause evolutionary features.

Why do some songs sound similar yet someone might like one but not the other?

 

Because sounding similar ain't the same as being similar.

Why has nobody posted in this game for nearly 2 years???

 

Because the etymolocically challenged repudiate categorically any advantage perceived regarding alphanumeric enhancements to the inverse perspicacity required to pronounce "Duhhh".

Does the rumour of possible global magnetic polarisation-reversal worry you?

 

No. I think it would be great, because it would mean that the electric current FINALLY flows from positive to negative and the arrows in the diode symbol in the circuit diagrams will all be pointing in the right direction at last.


How long is your foot?

 

Approximately four barleycorns,m'dear.

How do they get the tobacco into the peppermints to make those menthol cigarettes???

 

I don't know. Ask my great grandmother. She used to smoke 'em (which might be why she died in 1969 ... )

Why can I never make my car fit in the parking spaces?

 

You failed your parking test.

When you melt metal down you can recycle it.
When you melt glass down you can recycle it.
How do you recycle plastic without it disappearing into smoke?

 

A phase-separation technique is used at different stages,as the mean temperature is slowly increased,giving,[stage-by-stage],polyethylene,polyurethane,polystyrene,plastic beads [as used in packaging] and finally 'string plastic'-which is what sellotape is made from.
BUT-the act of constant heated recycling actually weakens plastics ability to 'polymer bond'...so eventually it will become useless due to crystallinity preventing the C--C bonds to form chains;at that point the polymer becomes 'non-linear monomic'...and becomes white packing foam.
[sorry-I used to manage recycling depots...didn't mean to be so detailed...my apologies]


How do my feet know where I'm going? They always take me to my destination,without instruction,even if detours are required!!!

 

Chemical reaction.

Is slim Jim's a sausage and if not what's the difference?

 

One you eat, one you drink

Does your mom snoop? If so, why do you think she does it?

 

If she does,it's in Heaven,where my mum resides;so I'd imagine a game of Hide-and-Seek for angels...

How do we know we haven't got our vision of this planet upside-down?

 

Your draws won't stay up without elastic!

Who really invented the shell?