Women...so Confusing!

I have this problem with women, and I can't figure it out.

If I'm horny and wanna get laid, I can't find "any" that's worth going after for the life of me.

On the other hand, when I'm not horny and have zero interest in women, I nearly trip over them.

WTF is this shit?

 

You just need better timing.
A woman that is worth your time and effort when you want to put forth the time and effort.

 

Or.......he can just give an.asian hooker $100

Just saying

 

if i'm horny and want to get laid, i find all kinds that are worth going after, but none that will positively respond to my after goings.

when i'm not horny and have zero interest in women... i don't remember; it was 20 years ago.

 

Yeah, i was trying to remember the last time i wasnt horny.

I had glandular fever when i was 11, really bad, i still tugged

 

IMO, women = rodentia. Gawd they annoy me!

 

ugh.

 

Some annoy me, as well....

 

good grief

women see that ''any'' attitude a mile away....if you aren't getting laid then it is also you that is failing the grade....right now some girl is referring to you as ''not good enough''


if it is just horniness that is the problem then I suggest ALL here that are annoyed by women go out and get a prostitute

but don't go down on her..thats a nono with hookers

 

Well I don't see we men should just see Women as merely sex objects....They are so much more...they are great at housework...cooking ...doing all the laundry ...they are not just for sex.

 

When I have extra money and want to go clothes shopping, I cant find a thing I like. When I am totally broke, I see lots of things that I would love to wear.
When I am in a relationship, I have lots of guys interested that I would totally go for. When I am single and looking to date men, I am not interested in any of the guys that hit on me or ask me out. Perhaps the appeal changes, everyone wants something they cant have. When they cant have you, they want you. When you cant have them, you want them.

 

but this is the internet, the guys here are only interested in going down. usually because their penises are too big to fit in the prostitute.

 

Women can smell your desperation when you're horny and know that to you they are just a fleshy hole for you to get your rocks off. To say that it's an unattractive look is to understate the matter.

Try and put yourself in the shoes of a woman who is approached by men all day. The more attractive, the more she is approached. Now you come along, reeking of vague passive aggressive anger towards women, vaguely insulting and demeaning conversations and body postures ("Hey babe, why don't you smile more? you're so pretty" she's heard that 13 times this week alone, you should have seen last week), and something that just screams "I wouldn't know what to do with you if I actually got you in my hands".

And you're confused that their panties don't just fly off in a shower of vaginal juice when you come up to them and start your weak ass, lame ass attempts to bed them for the night?

I'm sorry if this seems harsh but I just witnessed a truly sad and embarassing pick up attempt by a loud, bravado filled douche who was about 2 seconds from getting told to shove it in his ass by me across the room in the library. It was truly sickening, and she was too nice to tell him that her mouth had filled with vomit after his first three words to her, he even accepted that she would take his number and give him a call when she was done studying, lmao. He was literally bragging to his friends in earshot of her . . .

That person will be your investment banker in 6 years. How our world manages to keep going day after day continually surprises me.

 

I can't think of a time when I've had "zero interest" in women. If I was on my death bed, having last rites performed by some minister of a religion that I don't really believe in....but I'm going with just to be safe since I'm dying....and a woman offered sexual pleasure, I'd tell the minister we have to put the rituals on hold for just a little while.

But it sounds like maybe you fluctuate from giving off the creeper vibe to giving off the vibe that you just don't even care to entertain the idea of sex. Couple that with the fact that you find women annoying....it's not rocket science. It's relationships and relationships are a two-way street. Even very short relationships. Why would they give you the time of day if you aren't willing to give them anything as simple as intelligent conversation? Intelligent conversation and a comfortable, relaxed vibe will go a long ways in getting you laid. If it's obvious that all you want is sex and they are annoying otherwise....well....they can get sex anywhere. They don't need you for that.

 

I read my last post, and I was thinking of a few women I was forced to work with, and I was commenting about them, not women in general.
Next time I will be far more attentive to what I'm saying. I'm truly sorry for those it offended.

 

Confusing women not are!

 

shouldn't the heading be men are confused

 

Most horny guys trolling for holes to stick it in end up doing weird, awkward or insulting crap without even realising it. All your blood is in your dick though, so most girls will just feel sorry for the dumb ape man, not actually be insulted.

 

dude, you need a new game plan.

there's tons of girls who are into guys that are horny and that can make them laugh.

 

^ i don't think i really have a game plan. maybe that's the problem.