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    I made wings of marijuana and flew until I went crazy.
    At that point, there was nothing else to do but join a band as a drummer.
    Now I'm an old man with broken legs from pounding the damn double bass pedals so hard.
    But I still have this wise ass following me around as a fanemy... it's cool, I just wish he'd stop following me around with his "I'm with Stupid" sign!
     
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    This alien crash landed its ship and came out all dazed.. I was just watching, minding my own business... but then I gave into my devilish urges and flashed him my tits.
     
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    So, this hipster dude (let's call him, Blaise) was sad, because this happy-go-fucky troll was in a band with other happy-go-fucky trolls and they always sang mean songs about him.
    Like, all the time... they totally thought they were the shit.
    (The band name was, The Trokings.)

    But, in the end, Blaise decided... if you can't cry away the pain, you may as well join the game.
    So, he ditched the hat, shaved his pointy little goatee and rocked it out.
     
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    smoking the ganja. maybe the best idea, not knowing my girlfriend hadn't left for work yet .. she starts to arguing with me that her clothes are going to smell like weed.. she left and I put on some porn ... and busted a nut into her shoes.
     
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