Something In My Burger?

So i threw back a beer or two and got hungry as hell and decided to get soem fast food. They were taking a really long time in the drive thru and I think they may have jacked off into my burger. looks kinda weird. Should i still eat it?

 

Eat it! JUST Don't LIFT THE BUN...

 

It's to late dude

 

I Say Go For It, I'm Sure Your've Swallowed Worse Than That Over The Years....



Cheers Glen.

 

DUDE ITS TOO LATE

 

Secret sauce

 

The cum is probably the healthiest part of the meal.

 

So true!

 

I washed it down with a 40 ounce coors light. Am i all good now?

 

Yeah, the Coors / Rocky Mountain piss water will help dilute the jizz in your stomach a bit.

 

Seriously, though... these thoughts used to cross my mind all the time when I used to eat fast food. Especially when I would order late at night and it took an unusually long time to receive my order. You would think "what the fuck are they doing in there??"

 

Thats what i was thinking. I sat there for like 10 minutes watching porn on my phone wondering what the fuck they were doing

 

Now that's what I call Hamburger surprise


Hotwater

 

I was even gonna say something along the line of "hey are yo uguys jackin off back there or what?" but thought that if they werent, they would after that just to spite me. Should I call 911 and report them??

 

Most definitely.Bush meat is illegal.

 

What should i tell the operators? that one (possibly two guys) jacked off into my burger becuz i was wearing my TMT (the money team) (floyd mayweathers company) hat. i think they were pissed becuz he beat manny pacquiao earlier tonight.

 

No just yell out "Hey buddy! from the taste of things, you've got a low sperm count" - that should fix em'


Hotwater

 

Eating someone else's sperm is very similar in taste to when you eat your own,so I wouldn't worry about it too much.

 

You sound like you know a lot about it.

 

Taste first.Decide later.