How Do I Turn On A Guy When Im Drunk?

whenever i drink i get really messy and i wanna know how to take advantage of being intoxicated and make a guy wanna move in

 

whisper in his ear that you are ''drunk and horny''...that works


also

''i'm so wet right now''...also a clincher

depends on if you want me to fuck you in the car out front of the bar or you just want to make sure you come home with me...

my turn off with drunk chicks is generally their breath so some breath upkeep will help


no puking...big red flag


good luck?....call me from the bar, ok? lol

 

Yeah depends how quick and classy you want this sex to be . . . "i want you to fuck my brains out" should get you laid pretty quick if you just want it then and there hehe.

You can also be more physically flirty. Touch his thigh, squeeze his muscles, etc. show him you're into him that way too.

I'm surprised a woman is asking how to get sex from a guy when she's drunk . . . this must be an alternate dimension

or you're hanging out with guys who are just not into you or available.

 

start sucking him, then lead to fucking

 

Don't drink

 

"dont leave the room" would work on me.

 

If you have to ask how to have drunk sex, you're doing something very wrong that you're not mentioning.

Make sure your dick's still tucked.

 

IF you want to turn on him act uncharacteristically toward him.

 

Are you a female? If you are, you don't need to think about it , men are horny all the tiime, it's not a big deal for you but I suppose you are a gay because you ask about it.

 

(1)...Remove All Your Clothes... .

(2)...Lay On The First Available Horizontal Surface With Your Legs Wide Apart... .

(3)...If That Doesn't Work For You , Nothing Will....



Cheers Glen.

 

^ that...

having sex with a drunk is usually very unsatisfying...blech

 

Call CNN.

 

drunk sex is the worst

 

2 old jokes:

What is the Southern Womans mating call?

Y'all I'm so drunk!

What is the Ugly Southern Womans Mating call?

I SAID, YA'LL I'M SO DRUNK!

c/s,
rEV j

 

2 old jokes:

What is the southern womans mating call?

Y'all I'm sooo drunk!

What is the ugly southern womans mating call?

I SAID Y'ALL I AM SO DRUNK!

C/S,
Rev J

 

Consider a woman who, when sober, signs something along the lines of "I consent to sex with anyone for the next 12 hours. This consent can be withdrawn at any time". Then, even if she later gets drunk, her consent was given when sober and is therefore legit consent.

Now that I think about it, showing that piece of paper to the prospective man would be an answer to the OP question.

 

I'm giving up drinking tomorrow,which is actually today as it's around 4:30 am.This should significantly improve my chances with the opposite sex.

 

Hello I'm Rev J and I haven't had a drink in 12 hours.

Oh wait this isn't an AA meeting.

C/S,
Rev J

 

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