Study Proves Excess Purple Shortens Penis Size

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

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    A recent study published in Scientific American has proven excess purple in online media shortens penis size by up to 60%, purple contained in online messageboard forums correlated highest with penis shortening

    Link to article here
     
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  3. Tyrsonswood

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    So?
     
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  5. Fairlight

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    In colour theory pink and purple is said to increase intuition,especially for those who work in the creative fields.

    My Penis is just fine.I have a nice one with very few hang ups about size.I can understand why some lucky lady would find my penis desirable.
     
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  7. scratcho

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    Excellent!! I'm tired of lugging this big sucker around.
     
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  9. Heat

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    I am thrilled that the sex forums may now start to reflect the change. Perhaps even more purple is needed. [​IMG]
     
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  11. Fairlight

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    Prince.Purple Rain.
     
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  13. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Best smiley ever
     
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    study was done in winter
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Mar 31, 2015
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  17. Irminsul

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    I thought like, excess purple on the head when I read this. LOLZ.
     
    Irminsul, Mar 31, 2015
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  19. Aerianne

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    I thought Purple Microdot.
     
    Aerianne, Mar 31, 2015
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  21. hotwater

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    Today is still March 31st ;sounds like a case of premature joculation?



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    good
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. I'minmyunderwear

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    it's true. the average penis size is actually 20 inches. the hipforums average of 8.5 is obviously after the effects of the purple.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 31, 2015
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  29. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Uh helllllllo, down here, different time zones, was the morning in question when I posted it.

    Sucked in for being in one of the later timezones on the planet
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Mar 31, 2015
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  31. I'minmyunderwear

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    vanilla gorilla's time zone needs to learn some patience.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Mar 31, 2015
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  33. hotwater

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    How In good conscience can I believe you if it’s April Fools’ Day? [​IMG]



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  35. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Timezones were originally invented to give North Americans an extra 18 hrs to get the punchline ;)
     
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  37. Heat

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    Yup, that worked!! :)
     
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    Where do I buy this? I've been looking everywhere. I've got so much baking to do with Easter coming up, and I'm way behind...
     
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