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#1 nanettetron

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Posted March 21 2015 - 12:39 AM

         A while back I heard that Taylor Swift was engaged and then she broke it off.  Everyone was talking about it and so excited.

 

 

Now I heard that Taylor Swift Can not get married and not have any children.   Get a load of that.  She says she can have children , but she 

can't.  Prove that you can get married and have children Taylor Swift .  The word is you can not.

 

She had a boyfriend that she was engaged to a long time ago and she used him and he got mad and cursed her.  He helped her with everything

and was engaged to be married to her and she stepped all over her .  She was so greedy she chose her career over the marriage.

She could have had both.  So, this man cursed her to be barren and never to be able to conceive or get married.  How do you like

that?  She believes firmly that she can conceive and have children but her old boyfriends wrath has had its way in her life.

 

Mean lady cursing her men and doing them wrong.  I guess her sins finally caught up with her.

She is spoiled and mean anyway.  She doesn't deserve to get married or have children.

Well that is all for now.  Hot off the news.

 

 


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Posted March 21 2015 - 01:16 AM

Ridiculous.
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Posted March 21 2015 - 10:36 AM

why does she need to have kids? do u know how old taylor swift is? shes younger than me, and probably doesnt need to get married yet either.

idk man, ask her to marry you ... i bet she has twitter ;)
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Posted March 21 2015 - 10:42 AM

^I'd marry her. She can bake, has money, and we're the same age.

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Posted March 21 2015 - 11:56 AM

Lol, she's greedy becuase she doesnt want to give up all the millions in earnings, jetsetting lifestyle, all the adoring fans....to become barefoot and pregnant?

I hope the OP isnt female
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Posted March 21 2015 - 12:11 PM

only two things to say about that;

1) uhmmm. who really gives a flyin' fuck about it?????

2) have you gone off your meds again?


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Posted March 21 2015 - 12:16 PM

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Posted March 21 2015 - 12:16 PM

i really think i saw a post exactly like this a few months ago ... i must have a lot of deja vu.
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Posted March 21 2015 - 12:17 PM

This is a very important issue.Taylor is the only eligible woman in town.What are the chances of propagation of the species without access to her eggs?


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Posted March 21 2015 - 12:22 PM

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Posted March 22 2015 - 06:13 PM

Okay I was off my meds when I wrote my last few topics.  So so sorry,  I will get right back on my meds and write better stuff.


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Posted March 22 2015 - 11:33 PM

Haters gonna hate hate hate
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Posted March 31 2015 - 11:27 PM

Talor who? Can't have what now??


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Posted August 09 2015 - 09:58 PM

HAHAHA. ..shuddup !

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Posted August 10 2015 - 11:00 AM

It's a sad day when people show more concern for the lives of celebrities, than they do towards their own lives.


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Posted August 10 2015 - 11:03 AM

I can't even....


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Posted August 10 2015 - 11:04 AM

It's a sad day when people show more concern for the lives of celebrities, than they do towards their own lives.

 

Exactly.


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Posted August 10 2015 - 11:05 AM


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Posted August 10 2015 - 11:09 AM

Cursed wombs are just the worst
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Posted August 10 2015 - 11:52 AM

Cursed wombs are just the worst

 

Get off da internets and come meet me for a boozy coffee and a joint ;)


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Posted August 10 2015 - 07:55 PM

i understand being unable to have children, but i just can't figure out "can't get married."

 

seriously, i can't even think of a joke scenario where someone would be physically incapable of this simple legal procedure.  all i can think of is if she is considered legally incompetent, or dead.



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Posted August 13 2015 - 03:00 AM

Yeah, if she's not knocked up and tattooed with an ass the size of Texas by now...

There's something definitely wrong with her. 



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Posted August 13 2015 - 08:02 AM

Isn't she marrying Calvin Harris? 


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Posted November 04 2015 - 05:10 AM

Rumors, rumors

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Posted November 04 2015 - 05:17 AM

Lol. Never read so much bullshit in my life.
But man that song all over radio every 10 minutes does my head in. That's been a huge disappointment for me in the states, the radio. I've now been all over the world and every radio station is the same. Same 10 songs on rotation, but her one about standing in the sunset... That's every 15 minutes.

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Posted November 04 2015 - 09:32 AM

I have to say.... compared to all the other horrible crap on the radio now Taylor Swift is pretty good. I'm not saying I'm a fan, she's just the lesser of 2 evils.
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Posted November 04 2015 - 09:37 AM

Curses are real.  I myself am cursed.  



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Posted November 04 2015 - 09:41 AM

Curses are real.  I myself am cursed.  

 

I'm sorry. It was a reflex.


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Posted November 04 2015 - 09:46 AM

I'm sure it was.  Like I say, I'm cursed.






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