Would You Buy A Bag Of Dog Shit If A Big Company Had A Commercial For It On Tv?

just wondering

I hate commercials.

 

"and if you order in the next 15 minutes..."

 

"...we will throw in a free quart bag of dog puke!"

 

haha!

seriously tho, I bet a big company could market some shit like that and convince people they needed it.

dogshit perfume, and dogshit shampoo would come next.

 

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

 

good question for the mundanes because a lot people do seem to think an ad on tv makes something a big deal.
myself personally, would not trust anything they had to invest that heavily in advertising to sell.
and if it were only advertised on tv, not owning one nor wishing to, i would very likely never know it existed.

 

what's even worse than commercials is product placements

 

would need to add a marketing gimmick to it, market it as a fertilizer or something... like it makes tomato plants produce triple yields, as documented in a triple blind study...then it would sell through the roof

 

depends a bit on context, but corporate logos on everything a bit over the top. worse i think then product placement is cultural spin placement. this is the real subliminal. not the blink blink kind. the implied assumption that something is what everyone 'knows' and believes. often as a way to get people to do so, about as subtle as a spike maul to the head, but most people act like the don't notice, and fewer notice enough to be annoyed by it.

 

i do buy a lot of dog shit; i don't see myself stopping just because of a commercial.

 

word.

 

If it was a really good commercial

 

really good commercials are entertaining the first hundred times you see them. still wouldn't trust anything they have to invest that heavily to sell.
look at it this way: what they're spending on advertising, they're not investing in product quality.

 

Whats even worse than commercials is watching commercials. Throw the tv out

 

what kind of warranty comes with that bag of shit?

 

a shitty one I'd assume

 

Hell yeah!! Everyone else has one! And look how happy that girl with the dog of shit is with that cute little puppy! I wanna be happy and have a cute little puppy!!

 

I buy cow shit all the time for my garden, so I suppose if it’s proven that dog shit is more effective....well why not?



Hotwater

 

I would not buy it because I pick it up for free twice a day and deposit it in the nearest trash can.

 

Yeah that was sarcasm