Random Facts Not About You

Toothpaste does NOT work as a healing agent for haemorrhoids.
My mate Malcolm found this out the hard way today when he [no idea how] got the tubes mixed up.
We both heard the yelling though...but I didn't laugh....honest I didn't....much.

Ok - maybe just a little.

 

Wait till he brushes his teeth...

 

Went to the Outer Banks and Smoky Mountains for our vacation...Rained most of the day on Wednesday as we drove across North Carolina to Tennessee...

 

Bromide doesn't work . . . . . . BOIIIIIING!

 

I'm ashamed to say I laughed at the story coming out of John Lennon airport!
About the guy being searched, when told to dress and leave, left £350 behind!
The next guy being searched when asked to dress and leave, was handed his clothes by the security guy, which also contains the first guys money!
Checked out the CCTV and yep, it's true..the second guy, had a one way ticket!
Can you blame me for laughing? The second guy, oh to be in his head for an hour! Lmao

 

I don't like spiders and stacking wood yesterday they were everywhere, and they weren't little one either... :yikes:

 

the male seahorse is the only male species to give birth.

 

Twelve-string guitars are more fun than 6-stringers....especially if you fit a whammy-bar!

 

Fresh eggs sink when you put them in a bowl of cold water; old eggs float.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crHqgShbhbQ

 

'Zedge' is a free download on Android,Linux,Windows and Symbian....but on Apple,you have to pay for it.

 

bill greene is a cop

 

Beautiful time of year here now, and every day out there with the dogs...i see these beautiful great blue herons on the puddles of the creeks and streams here....as there has not been much rain here lately, and things are rather dry.....but it is breathtaking to see these beautiful birds. I never have my camera out there these days, so i had to grab a photo from google. The magnificence of nature!

 

the universe is big. very very big. bigger then that too. it contains more things to be known, then all the sapient beings it contains to know them. - hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

 

That may be so,themnax....but a turtle can breathe through it's arse!

[let's see Zaphod Beeblebrox do THAT!]

 

Not about me, but I am involved with this little story...

Just came back home a little while ago...driving in....4 wild turkeys were crossing the dirt road in front of the car. Of course...stop the car...let them pass....so beautiful...I talked to them out of open window...
"Oh, you are so beautiful! I love you! Stay safe!"

I tell my little parakeets how pretty they are every night, and the green one understands...as when I tell him how pretty he is...he shyly closes his eyes each time and then reopens them.....but not when i am saying good night or anything else....only when I tell him how beautiful he is...he is so cute...i think animals do understand.....

 

I always thought that the Capital city of Turkey is Istanbul. Wrong turns out that its actually Ankara

 

I know for SURE the Earth is the biggest item in the universe!
Bigger than stars,even...and I know it FO SHO,coz last night I was on the beach with the pooches;
I looked up at the clear skies...and even the BIGGEST stars are just dots-and dots are TINY!
You make a dot with a pen...it's smaller than the Earth! Ergo-bigger than the biggest dot ever made-we win!

See?

 

It's freezing cold out, but the ice cream man is there! Wonder where the kids are?

 

the moon isn't a very interesting place, and its damd expensive to get there.
mars on the other paw, is a lot further and only a little more expensive
(the expensive part is pushing anything out of earth's gravity well)
and has everything (in powdered dehydrated "instant" form).
by which i mean the chemical diversity our earth's moon lacks.