I Have A Serious Case Of Boob-Phobia

Discussion in 'Mental Health' started by Fueled by Coffee, Jan 9, 2015.

  1. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I've been seeing a psychologist about the recent problems I've been having. He tells me that the only way to overcome my phobias is to take slow approaches to overcome my fears.

    So I was wondering if there are any nice girls on here who are willing to help me face and overcome my greatest fear?
     
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  2. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    go to a strip club. you'll see plenty of boobies there. depending on state laws, you'll be able to play with them too.
     
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    imagine these are filled with joy..
     

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  4. volunteer_tommy

    volunteer_tommy Elongated Member

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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    which state lets you play with them? i've been looking to relocate...
     
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  6. volunteer_tommy

    volunteer_tommy Elongated Member

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  7. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes --they're scary! Let's get REALLY brave and look some right in the ---uh--nipples.
     
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  8. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I have a serious case of boob phobia, too....never wanted mine....
    They get in the way..... :D
     
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  9. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't SEE how that would work. Can you please post------------(aww shit--I never post like that.) I be a gentleman.
     
  10. Moonglow181

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  11. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    not me.

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  12. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Sounds like a good start.

    I've been told I just need to find a nice girl who will be willing to help me undergo the exposure therapy.
     
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  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    LOL, sneaky
     
  14. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Here's just what you need!

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  15. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    you can do a lot more then play with boobs in california.
     
  16. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    *Runs like hell and hides*

    Ahhh! Not THAT kind of exposure therapy!
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I know this is a joke thread. but my brother recently had a kid, went to the hospital to see them, his missus was there, sweatshirt and all, leaking from both sides, I'm like seriously, you knew I was coming, kept talking, I couldnt look her in the eye, certainly wasnt going to look down

    ewww eww ewww
     
  18. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    http://youtu.be/DbEJXxQIXdQ
     
  19. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Take a trip down the beach :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aI9k06dGpg
     
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  20. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    be careful.....exposure at the wrong doses can leave one in a hypnotic stupor and defenseless against requests for things like cars, shoes ,rent payments.....



    and god help you.....chores
     
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