American Men Now Free To Once Again Take On Cuban Mistresses

Discussion in 'Latest Hip News Stories' started by Mountain Valley Wolf, Dec 19, 2014.

  1. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    One of the latest events in the news---American men are now once again free to take on fiery Cuban Mistresses.


    (Note to self----watch for jobs as executive at monopolistic colonial American sugar companies...)
     
  2. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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  3. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    I wonder what Michelle Obama thinks of this?
     
  4. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    I really don't. [sharedmedia=gallery:images:70378]
     
  5. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    [​IMG] It took less than 48 hours for a guy to move on to the pussy angle!
     
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  6. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    There's always a pussy angle. In everything. [​IMG]

    http://youtu.be/eeUYE1XNO5E
     
  7. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Oh it's so much more than just "pussy", that would be trite. There's also the cleaning, cooking, afternoon massages and backgammon games. There's the nightclubs and the beaches and even the excellent fishing in Cuba (Cuban gals have no problem cutting bait or chumming the water). If a burglar breaks into the house, who's the first one up with a machete while the sleepy Americano is still fumbling for his gun? That's right, the Cuban mistress.

    She'll also be an excellent mother and with the likely massive gap in currency values, can have lots of kids and live well on the cheap. This will be a really advantage for aging executives who need a second family because the first turned into a bunch of lazy, greedy, consuming American fuckups.
     
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  8. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    I get the picture now.
     
  9. Mountain Valley Wolf

    Mountain Valley Wolf Senior Member

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    As funny as that clip is---there is a lot of truth to it. Jungian psychologists know that there is an intimate natural connection between violence and sex in the subconscious mind. And there is plenty of anthropological evidence that the most peaceful cultures were the Goddess cultures where sex was a very blatant cultural motif, and everything (even religion) surrounded the pussy.
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Take along some Viagra for the next Cuban Missile crisis
     
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  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I don't know who's more naive, you or the imagined cuban mistress :D
     
  12. GeorgeJetStoned

    GeorgeJetStoned Odd Member

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    Geez, I would think the humor in that would be obvious. No point getting personal about it.
     
  13. SouthPaw

    SouthPaw Members

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    No need for a mistress. I already married one.

    A Cuban that is, not a mistress.
     
  14. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    I've never been with a Hispanic girl.

    No reason why guys should get to have all the fun. ;)
     

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