Serious Question....have Any Of You Ever Used A Sex Machine?

You know...like the ones in the porn videos. Not those huge machines but the more normal, consumer sized ones.

If so, what was/is your opinion of them?

 

By me one for Christmas and I'll do a write up on it lol

 

I've been called a sex machine.

(Probably as more of a compliment than as an assessment.)

 

I would have guessed for sure that at least a few people around here have some experience with this.

 

I would never do that without video confirmation! :devil: :bandana:

 

I had a gf who used to insist on continuing to ride me after I'd cum. She would hold me inside her after my first orgasm to keep me hard enough to ride and would continue cowgirl riding until she felt my second shot inside her. Then repeat the double session in the morning!

She was a bit of a machine - but a very nice one...!

 

I use the FleshLight & Vibrating Butt Plugs - sometimes inserted anally, sometimes as accessories to the Fleshlight - sometimes 1 in each. Does that class as a 'machine'?

 

I don't think that's what he is talking about.

I think he is talking about something powered by more than a few batteries.

I think he meant something a bit more serious.

 

They look a tad too mechanical for my comfort. Can't be that hard to use your wrist. XD

I don't find them particularly attractive either. When I watch cam girls, I find a machine is a turn off. It's much more intimate for me to see her using herself.



BTW.. I am THE sex machine.

 

^^^^ That's the kind I'm talking about although the specific one in mind is much smaller and doesn't have any vertical pieces. It's kind of a compact model but not a flimsy model. I've read some reviews that say that the motors on many of the cheaper models get hot after limited use and they will break after a month or two. You can spend a lot of money on a really nice, larger model but....I want one that can easily be hidden, set up quickly and doesn't cost $1500 because I haven't really consulted my wife and I'm not 100% sure that she will like it (it's kind of a surprise).

 

LOL, I don't know how I'd feel if I got one as a present. Like what are you trying to say, you can't be bothered doing the act anymore? jokes.

 

get her a Sybian;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=IU-bmJUnEA4

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3fNJzy-n7M
Im hungry now..

 

I'm not going to give it to her as a gift. I considered it but if I do it, it will just be a surprise.

 

Do you own other sex toys.

 

A few.

Edit...when I say a few, I mean...definitely not 30 but enough that I'm not sure exactly how many there are.

 

Gotcha, I was going to say if not, go for something small and subtle. But since you're well into the game.. step it up. XD

 

We really don't use them all the time because a lot of our play time is in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning (and we both like that and call those our "prime times"). But I was thinking since we only have one kid left at home and we spend increasing amounts of time with just the two of us at home....that can easily change. Kids were mostly the reason for that. I have an idea on how I am hoping this scenario unfolds but I don't think I will be posting the specifics. It should be fine though because I told her numerous times that I planned on building a machine. Sometimes we talked about it, other times she laughed and rolled her eyes but never once has she said or even implied that she didn't want me to do it. So my thought is that if I buy one, it will be much better than whatever contraption I can put together and probably more enjoyable.

 

our sex life took a definite turn for the less when my eldest graduated high school and was now home all day...

used to be 9-noon happy time.....now... :tumbleweed:

 

We haven't had that problem. As they graduated...they left and life got more mellow. Not that they had to leave but hey....nobody is saying you have to stay either. I loved my sons but they drove us crazy. Our daughter is so much easier and I am in no hurry for her to grow up at all. But if I want to pull off my plan for the debut of this machine...I kind of need her to be staying with a friend for the evening.