Press-Ups

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gyro Gearloose, Dec 16, 2014.

  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I'm proud to say that I don't do sports, didn't kick a ball or something like that since 1980 or so. Today, for whatever reason, I decided to try some press-ups. Did twelve of them just a few minutes ago. Now, can someone please call the ambulance? Oh, and I would be really thankful if some kind soul could get me up from the floor and put me on the couch, so that I can peacefully pass away. Thank you.

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    Gyro
     
  2. humanbeaing

    humanbeaing see you in paradise! HipForums Supporter

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    A dozen! Good job. Now you need a dozen donuts
     
  3. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    yes! But I can't get my head up to stuff the donuts in...

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    Gyro
     
  4. humanbeaing

    humanbeaing see you in paradise! HipForums Supporter

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    Ben gay and lots of pillows
     
  5. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    At first I thought press ups were a disposable diaper.
     
  6. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I'm up now again. That was hard work. I don't think that I get sore muscles, but we'll see. I'm hiking a lot, but otherwise I spend most of my time at the desk. So this was an interesting experience for me.

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    Gyro
     
  7. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    the fetish threads are in the L&S educational part of the forum :).

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    Gyro
     
  8. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    My mistake, then I found out you were just being a baby. Not looking for anything thing else but the content of the thread in conjunction to what I thought press ups meant. where I reside
    they are known as push ups. I know you are just goofin me and this is just me goofin you back. Isometric exercise.
     
  9. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    BE vs. AE is always fun ;).

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    Gyro
     
  10. humanbeaing

    humanbeaing see you in paradise! HipForums Supporter

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    Pushups are a great exercise
     
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  11. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I'm not so sure anymore ;). Hiking for instance is much more fun.

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    Gyro
     
  12. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Give it 24 hours, then you'll see
     
  13. Wizardofodd

    Wizardofodd Senior Member

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    12 push-ups shouldn't leave you too sore. :)
     
  14. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Maybe next time just stick to your usual hand and arm routine.
     
  15. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    If he's never done them and felt tortured while doing them, he should get the good kind of sore...or possibly even the connective tissue kind of sore, which is not so good, lol
     
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  16. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    12? You are a little girly man.
     
  17. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Jesus Christ, I do 300 pushups at least 3-4 times per week, on top of heavy lifting. I've never heard of someone being sore after a single set of just a dozen pushups, so I say the OP is just being a troll. If 12 pushups left him that sore, then it's hard to imagine him even getting through 12 of them in the first place.
     
  18. deleted

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    push ups are fun with a deck of cards. deal yourself 5 cards, count those and do them .. face cards are 10each. this will kick your ass fast and build you up fast.
     
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  19. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    I know you just wanted to brag about your routine, but he hasn't even said he's sore, jeez
     
  20. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah.
     

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