The Current Case Of Ebola In Ny Was Delivered Via Missiles Made To Look...

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    ...like passengers jets back in September 11 2001, launched from the Texas Book Depository in Dallas, made from technology adapted from an alien craft captured in Roswell, authorized by Elvis Presley who was the secret head of the CIA at the time, but also was a double agent for ISIS

    True story and everyone knows it
     
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    Dont worry, Jesus gonna handle this one.
     
  3. RooRshack

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    That explains why nobody got video of the plane landing - it's so obvious, fucking sheeple.
     
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  6. RetiredHippie

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    That's what the Illuminati wants you to believe. The real truth will be revealed in the Conspiracy theory section.
     
  7. themnax

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    or pure bull or paranoia. also the secret name of the illuminati (well one of several) is a.l.e.c.
    but i guess that's not really much of a secret.

    its not just tin foil, its gold plated tinfoil, stolen from the streets of heaven.
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I thought it was delivered via some gay guy from Australia.
     
  9. Meliai

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    burrrnnn
     
  10. Karen_J

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    Don't worry, the Second Amendment allows us to shoot Ebola. Guns fix everything.
     
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  12. GeorgeJetStoned

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    Actually, Nixon gave Elvis a badge as a DEA agent. The CIA only helped him find the perfect "nanner pudding".
     
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    I'm gonna need youtube videos of idiots explaining to me why all this is true fact.
     
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  14. Moonglow181

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    I am taking it that this thread is a joke?
    Must be since Elvis has been living here....LOL
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    no its all true...you're just too brainwashed to understand it ;)



    i need to go stare at some goats
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

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    No, then it would be like the end of Ghostbusters, and the city would be covered in white goo....except it wouldnt be marshmallow ;)
     
  17. RooRshack

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    Don't forget to run your brain on ketone bodies, or the staring won't work right.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

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    grass fed open pasture antibiotic-free goats

    gotta make sure its organic and pure grass too ...no monsanto seeds
     
  19. Moonglow181

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    brainwashed by what? Understand what? Nothing to understand here....lol
    I leave all of the goats to you.....;)
     
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