Speed Seduction

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by RichardTheFrog, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. RichardTheFrog

    RichardTheFrog Newbie

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    I have two minutes to seduce a woman. What do I say to her? How do I touch her?
     
  2. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

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    Two minutes is a really long time.
     
  3. RichardTheFrog

    RichardTheFrog Newbie

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    Okay 30 seconds? What do I say in the least amount of time possible?

    I think I would start with "you're really pretty." Maybe say my name. Any suggestions?
     
  4. aesthetic

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    If your not touching her, your doing it wrong.
     
  5. RichardTheFrog

    RichardTheFrog Newbie

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    Well maybe she would be offended if I don't know her too well. You can't just go touching strangers.
     
  6. IMjustfishin

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    its possible, ive done it in under 10 seconds but under very specific conditions (at the club, awsome dj, wearing my favorite tshirt, just the right amount of drunkness).

    for this to work, you have to realize theres not enough time to show off your awsome perosonality so it has to be purely sexual and physical, and its a 50/50 chance so dont feel bad if you strike out.

    so focusing on gettting sexual and physical really fast, what i would do if i had 2 minutes is introduce yourself, let her introduce herself and give her a hug. this will only come off creepy if you are uncomfortable (i would suggest maybe practicing on a few girls first). then after you hug her, stay touching her, like end the hug by running your hands down her arms as you seperate and hold her hands. then stay very close to her like face to face and dont stop talking. god help you if you stop talking because this silent awkwardness will set in and its gonna shit on your interaction. so keep up the witty banter while being closer then just "regular friends". then just go in for a kiss. if she moves out of the way, act like nothing happend, keep talking and try again after a little while.

    btw, i was just wondering why you would only have 2 minutes and it dawned on me that you might be going to one of those speed dating things where you sit down at a table, in which case what i said would not work. if it is a speed dating thing, then all you have to do is listen what the guys around you are saying, most likely it will be "where you from, what do you do, what school do you go to," and just ask something diffrent that makes you stand out. like, whats your favorite band, or favorite restaurant, or ask her something that makes her think of sex, like ask her what she likes for breakfast, or even better make her laugh.
     
  7. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    This whole thread is one giant LOL.
     
  8. RichardTheFrog

    RichardTheFrog Newbie

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    Why because it's not possible?
     
  9. floes

    floes Senior Member

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    grow a beard.
     
  10. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

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    whistle at her and yell "sup girl? I won't hurt you"
     
  11. RichardTheFrog

    RichardTheFrog Newbie

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    I asked this question because I met a girl online and on the phone she said "Are you up to the task of seducing me?" And I didn't know what to say other than to compliment her physical appearance.
     
  12. silk896

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    In the movie "the boat that rocked" there was the best seduction line of all time.

    It was simply, "How about it?"

    Never tried on me, but some have come close.
     
  13. RichardTheFrog

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    I am going to do that to someone. Actually, everyone I see from now on. Lol.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    in the face, with chloroform.
     
  15. IMjustfishin

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    you have to play along. pretty girls know they are pretty just like i know im awesome. flirting usually involves witty banter, sarcasm and turning the tables on her!
     
  16. Just_a_woman

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    That's kind of sad: she just asks you to do the hard work. I hope she's putting in some effort, too. Don't be "used". Well, unless you like being used. I may be completely wrong, but I don't think much of a person that kind of challenges another one like that. I think that's mean and egoistic. As if you had to pass some kind of test.

    If a man would ask me to seduce him, I'd lose interest. I think this stuff should be mutual and natural, no demands.

    You could always answer: "I'm not this kind of person. I'm hoping we get to know each other and appreciate each other, just the way we are. I'm not going to ask you to do stuff that isn't natural to you, just as I also don't want to force myself into being someone I'm not."
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

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    you do realize this is what every woman does..
     
  18. Logan 5

    Logan 5 Confessed gynephile Lifetime Supporter

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    Easy. Just ask her "want some free pizza & beer?".
    Other than that maybe borrow a taser from a cop?
     
  19. crazyinvt

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    Just ask her if she's ever had her navel licked. When she says yes, ask "from the inside?'
     
  20. pussycatrawr

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    Do you know each other or you're both strangers? lol
     

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