A Little Dirty Joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by ginalee14, Sep 19, 2014.

  1. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

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    Have you heard this one before?

    A guy and a chick are talking. He says to her, "I'd tell you a joke about my dick but it's long." She says "I'd tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
     
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  2. secret_thinker

    secret_thinker Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    :D I haven't heard that one before
     
  3. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    good one!
     
  4. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Did YOU know those anal bead strings are supposed to be pulled out slowly?

    I didn't.

    Gave the buggers a sharp tug-and started her up like a chainsaw!
     
  5. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    This maths sequence can predict your favourite film.
    Not sure how it works-but it does.......ready?

    Right-just follow the instructions

    Pick a number between 1-9

    Multiply by 3

    Add 3 to that number

    Multiply again by 3

    Add the two digits together.

    Ok so far-not cheated?
    Right-let's see what your into,film-wise....

    3. Oliver twist

    4. Starwars

    5. Forrest Gump

    6. Saving Private Ryan

    7. Jaws

    8. Grease

    9. The joy of anal sex with male goats and leather clad,oiled up lady boys.

    10.Mary Poppins
     
  6. imranameen6

    imranameen6 Members

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    I never heard this one its too goood :crowngrin:
     
  7. 123Souljah123

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    I laugh so hard, i think i wake up my neighborhood's )
     

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