Distract The Person Above You!

If the person above you was ensconced in some kind of deep, intensive, mind consuming work that kept them from noticing you, what would you to distract them and get their attention on you (where it belongs)?

Let's start with something simple as there's no one above me. (But I can certainly think of someone.)

I'd take off my clothes and just stand there.

 

Geez you could poke a unicorn in the eye with that thing!

 

Kill it with fire!

 

I stand by my request of years ago that we don't have ads that make me afraid to load hf in front of others. Although the boning twitter birds are funny.

 

lol

 

I hope orison doesn't see this one
*squirrel could have been hurt in making this gif*

But, it's funny so

 

lol