No Place To Masturbate

I have done it in the bathroom at work.
Bathroom at the library.
Bathroom at a local bookstore.
Video booth at a local sex shop.
Where there is a will there is a way.

Seriously though, your cum smells so strong that it lingers in the air after you have flushed
and washed your hands??
Better stay off the asparagus.

 

We all know its 2 different types of masturbating. There's that oh I gotta hurry b/c no one is home or that I get to take my time b/c everyone is out of house for the night. We all enjoy the quickie that gets us through the day or wateva but wat we really want is that session where take our time get naked toes curl up and all those things. Yea McDs will get the job done but everyone perfers the steak when they can get one... you know, not including actual intercoarse...

 

Blues. [sharedmedia=gallery:images:70378]

 

The only way to enjoy a cecent session is to get your own place!

 

Or rent a room for an hour or two.

 

"I went to a Chateau, 21 rooms but one will do,
I wen't to a Chateau, 21 rooms but one will do,
I don't want to buy it, I just want to rent it for an hour or 2,"

C/S,
Rev J

 

No adult theaters or booths in your area?

 

I never actually looked into those. How would one go about looking for a booth?

 

i didn't realize there were still adult theaters in any area.

 

Task your friend with a trip out for pizza or something. Buy a can of air freshener. Do you have a car?

 

well its not that simple I can get the house to myself for a quickie but I like those long drawnout extended sessions which last several hrs. Those are hard to cum by, pun intended lol

 

I know what you mean about an "extended session.'
I did a quickie 2 days ago, 4-5 minutes max.
Just didn't satisfy, been walking around with a chub ever since with
that special tingling in my nuts, precumming non-stop.
Need to get in the zone, like for a half to an hour.
Major difference.

 

Yeah, I'd go to a "video" store. Sucks for you if you live in a small town without them. If you've never been, just walk in and talk to whoever is working the front. No need to be shy as they deal with that stuff on the regular. If you don't want to talk to them, look for some kind of entry into another room. There will either be a charge to get inside, which means you pay like 6 bucks to get in and watch as much as you want, or there will be a booth where you can 'pay per view'. Byop(aper towels).

Also, depending on how big of a city you're in, there may already be people inside or around the area looking for a mutually satisfying experience. Just ignore or partake as you see fit!

 

Although I was privileged enough to have my own room and frequently had the house to myself as a teenager, I could write the book on places to masturbate.

Long before the internet I enjoyed many hours reading Penthouse Magazine and masturbating in bed at night with little chance of interruption. After selecting a pictorial reserving it exclusively for the climax, I read Penthouse Letters and Forum until ready to bust and could no longer hold out before flipping to the pre-selected pictorial allowing myself the longed for happy ending. I have a self-parody for describing this era in my life "I grew up balancing a Penthouse Mag in one hand, the other on penis"

Bathrooms and public restrooms seems to be the most popular masturbation venue described throughout this thread, I think it safe to assume the expectation of privacy fuels its popularity. And so it was for me much the same beginning from age 16 on my first job in a restaurant and masturbating in the toilet stale, Carrying over into my second job, third job and beyond public masturbation was becoming more and more like an obsession until I was 18 when mom qualified to enroll me in Job Corps.

Attending Job Corps located in Downtown Portland Oregon I missed many hours of class roaming the streets from one public restroom to the other and masturbating. Beside the restroom at the Job Corps facility 2 of my favorites, the newly constructed Nordstrom's Store and the Hilton Hotel were only a few blocks away where they were easy to hit almost everyday. It secretly became known as "My Beat Off Tour or Route" Seems I never embraced the phrase "Jack Off or Jerk Off" For this day I'm infatuated with the word "Masturbation" since it fits so well with my masochism and a number of other reason's.

By the time I started Job Corps all the years ogling over a Penthouse mag had the effect of conditioning myself to needing that visual stimulation for arousal. I imagined toting around a Penthouse to be awkward at best and embarrassing if discovered. Eventually I ended up keeping my favorite centerfold (seen here digitally re-mastered)neatly tucked away in my wallet and taping or pinning it to the back the toilet stall door as I beat off. It had a lot of creases from folding to fit my wallet and tattered corners after multiple pinups but never failed to offer a unique sense of excitement and arousal especially if the stall door didn't have a lock. The thought that anybody at anytime could swing the door open and expose me as the obsessive JO that I am play to the age old phenomena that the chance of being caught can be highly stimulating.

Public masturbation as it is offers many joys that can be very gratifying but often lacks nudity, an element crucial for me getting the most out of masturbation or any kind of sexual encounter for that matter. Some of my most memorable experiences are a few occasions in which I discovered the ideal spot in the woods or other outdoor setting for getting naked and masturbating at just the right time and mood. There is nothing like being naked in the woods, a natural extension of my nudism given I practice every sexual encounter be it masturbation or normal sexual relations completely in the nude, without it orgasm and gratification can never be 100% in view of my masturbation lifestyle.

 

REALLY!! u can lock your bedroom or use a WC . :bandana:

 

Does your buddy never sleep? How well do you know him?

I think if it were me I'd wait until he went to bed and then just lie on the couch and masturbate. In the unlikely event that he walks in on me I'm sure he'd understand as I am sure he does it too.

 

When I used to live in digs, the guys in the place would frequently walk in & out of each other's flats. Needless to say it was not uncommon to walk in on someone masturbating, but it was accepted as part of the house environment & nothing was said about it. No-one took any notice. Most of the time they'd even stop & chat while you carried on, or even join in with the session - especially if you had a good bit of porn going. However, if they had someone in the room with them, it would usually be the traditional indication of a sock on the door handle as a "Do Not Disturb" sign. I'm sure if you were open with your friend & said that you were really horny & needed to get some relief, so to speak, the chances are that there won't be any problem.

As the saying goes - "9 out of 10 guys will admit they masturbate on a regular basis. The other will be lying". It may be a cliché, but nonetheless, it's true. Be mature & accept it.

 

Use your imagination.

 

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