Get Offa Ma Boat!

oops...up up and way you go....superman got you.....that's ok....got my boat back.....

 

Y'know-it's SOOO pleasant to be here,sat at the helm of MY boat,totally free of all you scrotes and unworthies....

...investing in that plank was definitely worth it....

 

Sure was, seeing as how your checking it out, its a diving board...boing boing boing, yep pugs, just a little higher...booooing *splash* knew you would do that puggy old boy, lol...

 

Oops, sorry, morrow, I did not know there were no stairs there...have a nice swim.......

 

Hey Moonglow, can you come here a sec? A section of railing is missing over here and it looks unsafe...



Woosh...splash!
Oops, sorry about that!

 

*distracts expanse with shiny things*



My boat now

 

Run everyone...splashhhhhhh, saves me a chore, and i got the rum...glug glug...lol

 

morrow swigging rum straight from the bottle,eh? Just step along here,my dea.....#splash#.....ooops...SO sorry.

 

Oh, look, a cockroach, stomp, squish...well, that takes care of that problemo....

 

Moony,I take it you DO know my boat's mov...splash...ing?

Hmm...well you do NOW.

 

..

 

Orison look! A squirel...look closer....closer....*splash* oh sorry, was my bum too big for this boat?
THEN STAY OFFA MA BOOT!

 

Off you go....

see you next time.....

 

Moony,you DO realise this is a 'Nudists Only' boa.....oh,look....jumped......#sigh#

 

For getting every one naked, puggy, you walk the plank!....*splash*

 

Hey,hangonnaminnit! I've got the captain's hat,so I'M in charge and #splash# we have one morrow too many aboard!


.....ok....'had'......

 

Well, go save Morrow now...i will stay here and watch....as there always has to be one look out person....you know for sharks and things like that....I don't think there are any icebergs here yet.....

 

I would-but I'm frightened by reflections on water...like that one,that looks JUST like you,Moony..see-just there,it looks just like you!
Can't see it,you say? Just lean #splash# further......hmm...NOW it looks like you....Mwahahahaha!

 

Beach party everyone, free food and beer...last one washes up....

Never fails...lol

 

I don't drink,I'm on a diet-and life's a beach...so,you just go fill your face my dear,while I set these sails....