Get Offa Ma Boat!

Why do you need such a big water ring la ya ya? (Extracts large hatpin as la ya ya looks away, helps her into the water, then *pop*) sorry about the rubber ring la ya ya .but you need to learn to swim in this business, or drown! Ahhhaaaahhhhh waves!

 

Oh you didn't see me swim around to the other side of the boat.....and OOOOPPSSSS there you go back into the drink!!! Sorry I didn't have time to fit you out with those water wings!! AAAHHHH the serenity of smooth solo sailing!!!

 

I've been on this boat so long, on my own, I think it's safe to say!!!!

This is ma boat!

 

If you don’t get off me boat, I’ll blow you to very gates of hades and Davy Jones’ Locker

This is now my boat



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I can't hear you from the water, what you doing there? You tripped over the grease bucket? Oh I'm sorry!
Pulls up ladders and waves as we move off

 

You bitches are still on my boat?

 

Who s boat? Waves to you in the water you holding on to your ring!!!! Lol

 

Oh,look-that morrow wench is so stoned she's started having hallucinations of me allowing her chubby arse onto MY boat!


.....AS IF!.....

 

As if I'd ever allow you and your big hairy carcass on my boat!!

 

I would let your cute ass on my boat but I question if that is you so off you go.

 

Oh,look-penguins CAN swim!

*shove*


[MY boat!]

 

Who's boat? Pair of pesky people!

THIS IS MY! BOAT! GET IT? YEAH, SO GET OFF IT!

 

see you to morrow,

that is i see you swimming tomorrow from my boat

 

To morrow, that's right, you gave it to me! With the help of a push from morrow

 

Yep-pen gave you the imitation boat...leaving ME alone here,magnificent and hunky,on the deck of MY REAL boat!

 

Yo,Puggy B....you sho do look HUNKEH,in that skipper's hat!

....and not a parasitical peasant attempting to board for days.....well done PB-open a cold one,my good bear...

 

See ya later!

 

Hey it's my boat now! I'm the dreaded Captain You-wish-you-could-say-my-name, mates! Yes, my boat, until you can figure out my name! Ha ha ha

 

Splish splash, go take a bath. :shoves them offa ma boat:

 

what's that? A beautiful girl (or boy)?!!
*points at nothing but you fall for it anyway. Pushes you over as you run to look.

Offa ma boat!