It was mostly just bantering between me and Yorik.. I like to give him a bad time... Here is the link... http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=135108&page=16
It al depends. Currently I only shoot into tp right before I hop in the shower. What I actually enjoy doing tho is watching porn for several hrs while sitting bare ass and shooting a huge load all over my chest. I wud then take a shower. I did however use a towel to put under me to catch any extras
My girlfriend forces me to masturbate in front of her at all times so she can make me clean up after myself. A lot of times right before I'm about to finish she will throw my legs backwards and make me finish in my mouth or on my face.
This is a good question, you are right ejaculation can make a mess. My favourite method is to take a couple of sheets of kitchen towel or a couple of "man size" tissues, make a hole in the centre of them, place them over my erection and down to the base of my penis, and sit in a reclined position and make sure my penis is held upright at the crucial moment, and provided it does not shoot too high, my output is captured by the tissue paper. I have heard of guys shooting into an old sock, or sometimes wearing a condom!
I wipe it up and sometimes lick it off my hands. I love it. If really horny I put my legs over my head and cum into my mouth. Unfortunately not yet managed a self suck.
Toilet paper works for catching/cleaning up most of the time, though a towel is useful for bigger loads or errant... shots. I put an extra towel on the chair if lube is involved because that stuff almost always finds a way to be messy - the water-based ones run/drip everywhere and have to be reapplied pretty often. Toys (fleshlights, tenga, etc) are even messier and require tons of lube (and then cleaning/rinsing out the cum and laying them out to dry). I keep toilet paper by the bed but socks are easier and more fun since pillows are often involved.
when I was younger living with the parents, tube socks where my best friend. They are the easiest to clean and most ppl have more then just 1 sock so there are extras if u need them.
All this paper stuff. Yuck. Wife's (or others) panties are simply the best. Enjoy them, sniff 'em, blow a load in 'em. Then just toss them (well not the ones that are not hers!!) into the hamper. As for licking off my hands..not so much. Off her; on occasion. Right 'out of her'... that makes her squirm so from time to time; you bet.
A couple drops of AstroGlide into the tip end of a rubber. Feels good and makes for a better cleanup.