How do you clean up?

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by angelica peaches, Jul 19, 2014.

  1. VerySexual

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    Promises, promises, Rat. ;)
     
  2. Yorik99

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    Get my slave to lick it off :)
     
  3. Annwyn'Bri

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    Oh, please... you use your stinky sock. Remember the discussion we already had about this??? :daisy:
     
  4. VerySexual

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    I'm new here Ann and I missed that discussion. Can you post a link?
    Thanks, VS
     
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  6. Big Cool Dick

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    I just use my cum rag (old towel) or paper towel.
     
  7. MrDown4NEThing

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    It al depends. Currently I only shoot into tp right before I hop in the shower. What I actually enjoy doing tho is watching porn for several hrs while sitting bare ass and shooting a huge load all over my chest. I wud then take a shower. I did however use a towel to put under me to catch any extras
     
  8. Bookockyfan

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    My girlfriend forces me to masturbate in front of her at all times so she can make me clean up after myself. A lot of times right before I'm about to finish she will throw my legs backwards and make me finish in my mouth or on my face.
     
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  9. I'minmyunderwear

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    i assume you used to leave cum messes all over the house before she instituted this policy?
     
  10. Bumblebee007

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    LOL


     
  11. MrDown4NEThing

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    This is too funny. Why did she make u shoot in your mouth
     
  12. bazonka

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    This is a good question, you are right ejaculation can make a mess. My favourite method is to take a couple of sheets of kitchen towel or a couple of "man size" tissues, make a hole in the centre of them, place them over my erection and down to the base of my penis, and sit in a reclined position and make sure my penis is held upright at the crucial moment, and provided it does not shoot too high, my output is captured by the tissue paper. I have heard of guys shooting into an old sock, or sometimes wearing a condom!
     
  13. juicelover

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    I will lick most of it off my hands then wash my hands..
     
  14. MarcIsHere

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    I masterbate onto paper towels or in the shower. i prefer no wiping cum off of anything.
     
  15. maverickblue

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    i slept with a squirter last month, she said to me my sheets will get destroyed. They did! Worth it :)
     
  16. sk1966

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    I wipe it up and sometimes lick it off my hands. I love it. If really horny I put my legs over my head and cum into my mouth. Unfortunately not yet managed a self suck.
     
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    Toilet paper works for catching/cleaning up most of the time, though a towel is useful for bigger loads or errant... shots. I put an extra towel on the chair if lube is involved because that stuff almost always finds a way to be messy - the water-based ones run/drip everywhere and have to be reapplied pretty often. Toys (fleshlights, tenga, etc) are even messier and require tons of lube (and then cleaning/rinsing out the cum and laying them out to dry). I keep toilet paper by the bed but socks are easier and more fun since pillows are often involved.
     
  18. MrDown4NEThing

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    when I was younger living with the parents, tube socks where my best friend. They are the easiest to clean and most ppl have more then just 1 sock so there are extras if u need them.
     
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  19. BaldBarno

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    All this paper stuff. Yuck.

    Wife's (or others) panties are simply the best. Enjoy them, sniff 'em, blow a load in 'em. Then just toss them (well not the ones that are not hers!!) into the hamper.

    As for licking off my hands..not so much. Off her; on occasion. Right 'out of her'... that makes her squirm so from time to time; you bet.
     
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  20. cbcrazy

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    A couple drops of AstroGlide into the tip end of a rubber. Feels good and makes for a better cleanup.
     

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