How do you clean up?

I know masturbation for men can be messy? Where do you masturbate? shower? If not, how do you clean up?

 

It depends on where I am. A handy towel, toilet paper works well, a good hand washing, shower..

 

Usually just wash the Fleshlight

 

explain? is that a toy?

 

I call you over to lick it all up.

 

Yes, the fleshlight is a vagina imitation hand held toy.. Super good feeling from what I have read

 

shower's the worst place to do it. first, water and jacking off really don't mix. then, when you do finish you just get chunks of cum sticking to all surfaces, and clean up is harder than anywhere else that i can think of.

 

I just wipe my dick on the curtain.

C/S,
Rev J

 

its the old joke how long can you make your wife scream in bed.
one guy says fucked her for 2 hours she screamed for an 2 hours
the other guy said ptff fuck my wife 4hours and she screamed for 4hours
the other guy said fucked my wife for 15minutes, wiped my dick on the curtains and shes still screaming at me..

 

Other old joke:

How do you make Martha Stewart cry twice?

Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtain.

C/S,
Rev J

 

I'm a guy...I wipe it up with a t shirt, towel, anything. Sometimes I cum in my woman's bra. Actually I rub my cock with her bra until I cum. Sometimes, when I am EXTREMELY horny, I cum in my hand and then lick my hand clean. That's when I am really so very horny!

Who else does this???

Cum on, be honest.

 

awesome!

 

honestly, uke:

 

I suppose this means I will not be invited over for tea and crumpets?

I love the barfing icon. That's great!

Get your puke bucket ready!

I remember years ago I had this girlfriend and for some reason I wanted to cum on her tits. Then for some reason I began having the desire to lick my cum off of her niples. We went our separate ways before this happened. The next girl I met and had sex with, I started by cumming on her tits and then immediately licking it off. She was surprised, but loved it! We both found it very erotic. We had a very sexual relationship for a while.

 

Peaches, which part of that did you find awesome?

 

Call her over before it's all done.

 

i usually just wipe it up with an old pair of boxers

 

I think it is awesome that you are real and honest. You wanted to do something and you did it- you did not worry if it was ok...... I find that exciting and freeing in a relationship!!!!

 

Hi Peaches, thank you.

I find myself surrounded by people who are less sexual than I. It's always been that way. I have participated in forums for years now about cars, camping, electronics...that sort of thing. Yesterday, I had the brilliant idea to look for a forum where sex is discussed. Duh! So, I'm liking this. It's nice to be able to discuss sex without people rolling their eyes. It's also good to be able to encourage people to explore their sexual selves without them having to fear being ridiculed.

We should be able to be honest with each other about what turns us on and gets us off. I was so horny this morning after responding to some threads, I masturbated and shot my cum onto my face. That was a powerful orgasam. Usually it doesn't shoot so far. So, WooHoo!

I'd like to meet some new people who are honest with themselves about their sexuality.

 

Good answer!