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  1. xgreedyx

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    I'll start


    A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
     
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    "The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel."

    - Horace Walpole
     
  3. xgreedyx

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    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
     
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    i spent ten minuets watching my dog chase his tail, thinking how easily dogs are amused.
    then i realized i had just spent ten minuets watching my dog chaise his tail.
     
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    "My father is a pedophile" - my neices friend.
     
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    "We need to teach our children the customs of their culture, our gods and our ways... Before Jesus has a chance to take them"
     
  7. xgreedyx

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    I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
     
  8. themnax

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    my brother was an only child
     
  9. xgreedyx

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    Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
     
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    my keys are always in the pocket of my pants. this also reminds me never to leave the house naked.
     
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    If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
     
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    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    this guy tried:

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    Regards
    Gyro
     
  14. themnax

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    when something is new, people say it will never last
    when it does anyway, people say it will last forever.
    that's just about the time it doesn't.
     
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    Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
     
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    " reach for the stars but don't get your head stuck in the clouds" quote made by me :)
     
  18. Moonglow181

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    saw this one the other day and it made me laugh....

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    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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