Let's complain about irrelevant things

I don't like twist ties. They're annoying. They only complicate my life.

 

why do we have little toes?

only the first 2 are useful

 

bread ties are even worse.

 

toes help you walk.

 

the first 2 do 90%..the other 3 are expendable

 

Yeah, I was actually talking about twist ties for use in closing bags of bread.. All I wanna do is get a piece of bread out and I have to fight with the twist tie to get it off, then I'm expected to twist the twist tie back onto the bread bag, pffffft. Either I just throw it out or while I'm attempting to get it back on the bag, it drops on to the floor and I curse at it..

 

Because little toes are the cutest

 

Went to check out a surf cam today, and 15 second youtube style ad before the thing would load.

Seriously, they are on like every video on the web now

 

well maybe they're there, just because of how the body is designed. we have 10 fingers so why should we only have 4 toes? it would look weird. there's probably some reason for them.

 

'Get Off my Lawn "

 

My G/F wears these pajama tops to bed sometimes . They have a breast pocket?? What the fuck for ..a pen a calculator,a pack of smokes???? - I mean your going to sleep...what do you need a pocket for .??- -Just sayin,,,,,,

 

Birth Control "Pills and/or Condoms"? (just a thought??)

What bugs me is that when deliveries and/or repairs to faulty equipment they give a window of, either 08:00 - 12:00 or 12:00 to 18:00 - I mean it's ok if one is not at work but ... FGS "What about the workers"???

 

Clinking ice cubes in a drink. Bugs me.

 

polystyrene

 

I'm having a bad hair day. I slept with it in a ponytail and now it's all dented.

 

I hate when i accidentally sit on my balls

 

I want to go antiquing tomorrow but both my girl friends are sick. I think I might see if my mom is up to going to lunch or something instead.

 

I just had a cup of coffee. It wasn't that nice, as I forgot to put any sugar in it -_-

 

My legs are too short and my arms are too long so that my knuckles drag on the ground while i walk

 

Stop worrying,deranged-it's just that the ground is too tall. I HATE tall ground!