Let's complain about irrelevant things

My toenails grow way too fast and it takes so long to get down there to give them a good trim.

 

I hate the sound of ice cubes clinking-clinking-clinking in a glass. I used to take coffee in a place where a man would come in every morning, get a cup of coffee, begin looking at a newspaper and start LOUDLY CLINKING HIS SPOON OVER AND OVER AND OVER---clinky-clinky-clinky- clinky-clinky-on and on and on. I wanted to choke that sucker. Had to go to adifferent place eventually.

(the moral of the story= never clinky around me!)

 

Iced coffee... I could rant all day about that.

 

What'd ice coffee ever do to you? :toetap05:

It's those damn gherkins in the quarter pounder you need to be complaining about. Also the 25€ of sweet and sour sauces I've never been given!

 

My neighbor from across the street sold his house


Hotwater

 

This guy I don't know even exists sold his house too.

 

I Sold My House 17 Months Ago Too...... :daisy:



Cheers Glen.

 

Sold my half of grandpas land bet he's turning in his grave.

 

I Thought That Rumbling Was A Small Earthquake, Should Have Known You Would Have Somehow Been Involved.

The Country Has Been Experiencing Tremmers Ever Since You Stepped Off The Plane......GO HOME.....And Leave Us Alone....



Cheers Glen.

 

It's all relevant to me...

 

My cuts don't heal as quick as I would like.

 

Sometimes I heal extremely quickly, I'm super human like that. But not as quick as I used to. And I never got super powers.

In fact, I been bitten by a few things and most possibly spiders this past year and I haven't obtained any super power. And believe you me I've tried casting out a web in many obscene, befoundling, ludicrous gestures, and I haven't been able to cast a web. That's bullshit. If you survive a spider bite, several multiple spider bites then life should throw you something, ya know? I would also take breathing under water, but mostly immortality.

 

Im sick of paying taxes..can this government not come up with something useful for a change? i guess it falls short of putting a tax on kids pocket money! ha, i think they might just have done that..upper class nasty nasty..oh i cant say it!

 

There's a guy at the office I work at a few desks over, and he belches really loud once per hour. It's seriously annoying and I wanna punch him, but I'm the new guy. It doesn't seem to bother anyone else, sometimes others participate with him. It's as If I'm stuck in an office full of negative male stereotypes.

 

I got a centipede thingy on my left thumb - it is very unpleasant.

 

I grew up with 4 male cousins and talk about burps and farts!!! as a result I'm immune to them.

 

Mega stuffed oreos are barely as stuffed as the double stuffed used to be, as for the originals........ I'm very disappointed.

 

finding a job sucks

 

Chocolate isn't as good as it used to be.

 

mine heal too quick. i barely get to play with my scabs at all before they go away.