Funny film quotes!

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  1. katkin

    katkin Member

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    Carrying on from...another thread:

    Happy Gilmore: What? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark.
     
  2. Sallysmart

    Sallysmart Raynstorm Serenade

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    Go ahead, make my day. Is still my favorite and I still use it.



    The dirtiest first said on TV was "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I don't want Fop, goddamnit! I'm a dapper dan man!
     
  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Not exactly just about funny, but this one came to mind first. Whats the colour of the boathouse at Heresford?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1MkjmbdHUM"]Ronin - YouTube



    As for funniest scene ever, the dentists office in Police Squad, 4:55 into this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFynjrjZG_w"]Police Squad [2/3] - YouTube
     
  5. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

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    way too many..but off the top of my head.......................>

    "What about Bob"?
    “Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.”
- -Bill Murray
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    .Animal House >
    Dean Wormer giving Flounder his GPA:" 0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1-y9-m-CU0"]"Leave the gun, take the cannoli." - YouTube
     
  6. katkin

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    Got me thinking of Bill Murray...

    "I'll order you a red cap and a speedo"
     
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    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
     
  9. katkin

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    (to follow asmos) Well, this is a geographical oddity--seems to be 2 weeks from everywhere.
     
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    Real nice breakfast flakes, Mrs Mcdunagh. (sp?)
     
  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    "Hey gilmoooore, you suck ya JACKASS!!!"
     
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    "Gee Ricky-- I'm sorry your mom blew up!
     
  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    " I guess a blowjob's out of the question?"
     
  16. katkin

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    Sticking with the coen brothers films: "OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal." "Mn...yah"
     
  17. Asmodean

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    I love that movie!

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  18. katkin

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    Hahaha! Think it might actually be my favourite Coen brothers', you seen the new one out: Inside Llewyn Davis?
     
  19. Asmodean

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    Nope, haven't even heard of it before I think! I'll check it out :) They're brilliant directors!
     
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    I haven't seen it yet, the cinemas near me didn't show it, but it looks good, bout a folks musician I think
     

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