Ever get bso drunk or out not your skull you start seeing HF in double?

That's it basically.A penny for your thoughts...

 

many nights i reached for the wrong keyboard lol yeah.

 

I wanna get bso drunk!!!

 

Not for a very long time... lol.

 

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That's when you get drunk and then go to the boston symphony orchestra

 

or maybe it's "bloody show-off" drunk. That's pretty damn drunk...

 

What's "bso"?

 

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A BSO is a BullShit Order.

It's a formal court process which they serve on you if you ever get so drunk that you're just spouting bullshit.

Get served with three and you gotta spend six weekends doing unpaid work cleaning out the slurry at your local dairy farm.

 

bso stands for "butt-sex orgasm". Bso drunk is when you get so drunk, that you let someone give it to you in the butt, then you orgasm from it.

 

Alcohol sucks.

 

i've lost optical processing synchronization without being under the influence of any mind altering substance. it was unexpected and inconvenient, but i managed to neither stumble nor panic. just closed my eyes for a moment, then relied on my inner ear instead of my eyes to navigate. no depth of field obviously, but it was possible to see things and avoid them. this was a long time ago, and my guess is that i accidentally took one too many of one of my prescription meds i had at the time, thinking i hadn't already taken one. that or one of a number of other possibilities, such as actually getting my salinity or blood sugar too low. the opposite of my body's tendency.

its a good thing i wasn't on any sort of recreational substance at the time. it could very well have killed me if i had been. i was in a store at the time. if i had been home, i would have just set down and closed my eyes.