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But decided the chicken would come back easier, or pass calmer, which is very much what he needed right now!

 

But who is he kidding? Michael is such a pig he got Mcdonalds, KFC, and that basket of fry hooter pace and gorged himself in the empty abyss that is his life.

 

So now Michael needs to lose weight but he's afraid the Atkins diet will make him constipated so he decides to try Jenny Craig instead.

 

Michael realized with his Time Machine, that he was immortality, and in different times he had Many different names. His last name was Arthur, when he was a king, and later Jeff.

 

This was a chance to change his identity, to become anyone he wanted, Michael laughs to himself and makes his way back to the time machine for another experiment.

 

so off to England was his next aim, but how would he get there?

 

He hitched a ride with some viking fellas....

 

Was this the past or a nostalgic future? The Viking ships looked pristine to the touch and glided across the ocean in the northern Atlantic, or so he imagines.

 

Then he realised they were lost,as the North Atlantic is on the OTHER side of the UK,but luckily he'd brought his levitation boots.

 

Having strapped on his leviation boots Michael blazes across the sky to his destination in the UK.

 

And crashed into a telephone pole.

 

The wind carried in the winter frost, and with the assistance of the pole, michael stands back up while listening to a faint sound of oldies pop rock

 

And discovers that his levitating shoes have time machine properties and he is back in the 80's listening to Flock of Seagulls.

 

Those who get attached to the cure, turned out to be even more dangerous
than the ones who were ill.

 

you will serve 18 to 36 months at the states correctional facility at lulzyville..

 

a man carried a sheep up to his bedroom where his wife was reading a book and said this is the pig i sleep with every night, his wife replied thats a sheep, to which the man replied i was talking to the sheep.

 

i regret not filling that hole befor i painted that wall

 

and the sheep kept flying out of the hole in the wall, as i was counting them to fall asleep.

 

I just haven't the time for this..

 

I like turtles.