Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Oh-hello,Puggy....having trouble with this new-fangled site,mate?

 

YES!

Sod OFF,before that Yooper bloke notices and starts taking the piss!

 

I think you need a cheeseburger

Can I have a bite?

 

You can have whatever you want of his.

Am i the only one that thinks of a brony when i see broony post?

 

I would suggest yes,as I've never heard of a brony.


How spies writing secret messages in invisible ink,know when their pen's run out?

 

Eye squirt test.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

3 ....that isnt silly and everyone already knows it.

how many times must a dove gently brush against a mile wide ball of steel before it turns the steel into dust?

 

Untill it stops! Ddddd!

How many puffs of wind it takes to blow over my rotary line!

 

One long never ending puff.

What if dog is spelled c.a.t.

 

Depends if the cat goes woof woof..

Who gave the cat its name?

 

Its owner.

How was the first king decided?

 

In the battle of bullshit

What did one fish say to the other fish?

 

Something smells humany in denmark.

How long does it take the germs to jump off when i wash my hands?

 

Germs don't jump they only swim.

Why do players play?

 

its kind of what they were named to do.

how bad of a fuck up would i have been if my mom named me tyler?

 

Tyler's are good people actually.

Would you eat green eggs and ham if Dr suess says it's ok?

 

only if he ate them first...and he didn't puke!

how do you roll a sausage roll?

 

i put it on the edge of the counter and roll it off into the garbage bin.


would anyone have chickens as pets if they didnt lay eggs?

 

chucks are cute, the eggs are a bonus!

would you eat a chickens chicken?

 

arent that what eggs are

what if i dont want to ask a silly question?