Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

If i knew i would be happier.

Why does the boilerman only talk to dave when he is away from the radio?

 

He fancies Dave!

Why is a rugby ball like a rugby ball?

 

because if it wasnt it would be called a football.

why is it book?

 

Because it rhymes with look

Do dogs smile?

 

Yes.

Why am I here?

 

Because we needed someone to write post #1488.

Can I have my ball back?

 

yes but don't kick it over again


should I go play in the traffic ?

 

Nah-they've disbanded.

Fancy playing in Mud,instead?

 

Yes, I could do with a mud pie or two.

How many mud pies can you eat in one sitting?

 

Never ate a mudpie.

When are you picking her up?

 

Depends on the quality of the pies.

Why do radio stations always...ALWAYS play We Will Rock You right before playing We Are The Champions? I've wondered about this for over 30 years.

 

They are too short to play on their own.

Would that mean they reached the exact same position on the charts?

 

No. One above one below.

Do you have it together?

 

I love it together. I feel so good later..

What is the maths for equating a volcano

 

There isn't any so just forget about it.

Why do they throw virgins into the volcano and why is it only female virgins?

 

because statistically there are only three male virgins in the world ( I am one of them and nobody throws me into anything that's on fire )

why do we have volcanoes anyway, they are no good for fuck all ?

 

They are earths version of a pimple.

Why did the blind man say "i see" to his deaf wife on the phone.

 

He said, I see you still can't hear what I'm saying.

Where is the poison arrow?

 

Did you see that dead animal on the side of the road?

Why does my skin create random bumps and moles and tags Instead of just staying smooth?

 

Because it wants to feel the grittiness of a good exfoliation.

How can I get my dishes done without going in the kitchen?