Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Thought you were eating oranges or apples...

Why, what did you think i might have meant?

 

I thought you might be referring to my DangerMouse mug,is all Toots.


Why,what were you inferring I may be alluding to?

 

Your mug...lol

Is that the right answer? Lol

 

I'll take that as an example of 'synchronised thinking'.



Would you like such a thing to be possible?

 

A girl can dream...and a guy, lol

What time is best?

 

ANY time spent with you.....#sigh#



Am I smooth,or WHAT

 

Or what?

Why did it take an apple falling to discover gravity?

 

Because androids are not as clever

Why do dogs constantly look for food even if they're not hungry?

 

Because the dog food companies close on sundays and holidays.

Why is something bad called bullshit but people like bullshit so much that they give it a fancy name and sell it in 50 lb bags?

 

People are always willing to fork out good money for fancy bullshit.

Why are meerkats so damn cute?

 

They get a lot of beauty rest.

Why did George Washington cut down a cherry tree?

 

Because he had a pocket full of horses

Are semi colons awesome?

 

Rather have a full stop!

How do kids learn to write?

 

With crayons.

What does it mean when a metal machine squeeks?

 

it means the plastic parts are wore out


why does time go forward?

 

Because no one has came up with a past time machine. Why can't we see time?

 

Because you havnt looked out into space.

Why does poop come out in long logs. Why doesnt it come out immediatly? Aka small clumps as soon as one is formed?

 

Poop monsters live in smaller clumps, you don't want them.

Who let the dogs out?

 

Woof!

Why does rain not taste of anything, but water does?

 

It does ! .. Rain tastes of life , Water tastes like the government has been at it !!

why do cars have windows at the back, when you've already been there ?