Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Same reason you wimminz have a PAIR of knickers,but ONE bra...doesn't equate,hon....



That pot-belly....are you proud of it?

 

I have earned that fucker so why not !


what would you change about your other half ( and I don't mean your left hand side )?

 

I would make her less imaginary.

How long does it take to fill up a lake?

 

well, that's difficult, as I like both sides..good and bad!

what is the most common word you say?

 

haha..sorry..

as long as you can wait...

as above..pen please

 

I know its wrong but I use the F word quite a lot
It can be a handy tool for emphasis sometimes
I.E.
fuck off you bunch of fucking useless fucking fuckers

should I have been an English teacher ?

 

Defo...lol

what do you call your penis/vagina?

 

little mally

I don't Have a vagina but if I did What would be a good name ?

 

vaginia... lol

why is left right in a mirror?

 

So your reflection doesn't become confused.


Why are beef tomatoes called 'beef',when they taste of...well....tomato?

 

They grow them in cow poop...didnt you know that?

When is micky going to marry minnie?

 

Never,now she's admitted she's being banging Goofy.


Why is yours bigger than mine?

 

Cos i like it more...

Why dont you say it louder?

 

SHHHH-it's a secret!


How come this cup has a handle one only one side?

 

What? You wanted 2, on 2 sides?

When was the last time you broke something?

 

Today-speed limits,getting home from That London.


Do you fancy a game of kiss-chase?

 

Your going to hate me for answering this one !
NO

why do people say stuff to each other on here that they would not say in life ?

Oh
Thats nothing to do with Puggy's answer !

 

Mally,m'main man-the net has been the catalyst for keyboard heros-ignore them.



Have you ever seen one like this,before?

 

Ahhhhhhhhh! Never! Omg!

Like what pugs?

 

Like THIS....after all,Russian Vines aren't normally so vivid in colour!


[why....what did you think I meant?]