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Jagerbombs

How many can you do ?

 

I only drink them at the end of a drinking session so i have no idea.

Do you play hopscotch or wear lead shoes?

 

I've played hopscotch before. Do you sleep with a fan?

 

No i would be afraid of a blade chopping off a delicate part of my body.

Why do flies settle for inferior food?

 

Its turning to poop, and flys and poop go together..

Do you sleep dressed? What about winter?

 

Naked ! summer or winter

Do you ever wake up more tired than you went to bed ?

 

only after sleeping

which came first the chicken or the egg ?

 

the philosophy expert came first we are still waiting for the chicken and the egg

why is there no smoke without fire ?

 

Cos you running about screaming is making it worse!

Why is doo waddy, not as adictable as dum dum

 

cos you missed out two diddy's try it now / diddy dum diddy dum

whats missing in this meal " fish chips and **** " ?

 

Curry sauce...yummm

Does a chicken deserve to be called 'foul' when you didnt know it?

 

No but it certainly does deserve to be called fowl.

How come fly paper dosnt fly?

 

It keeps sticking to the propela

Why does washing up liquid always spray out a few bubbles at the end?

 

That's the built in function to let you know the bottle is empty.

Why does it feel so good to scratch an itch?

 

because itches are painful and can last 7 years so getting rid of them right away feels good.

what should i do with my spare time when i go up to jersey?

 

Meet new people. What do you do most often when youre really bord?

 

Post in HF forum games.


Which do you prefer, Wensleydale or Cheddar?

 

Cheshire

who Is going to tell twixy that's not how you speel bowered

 

I would, but even if I knew how to spell it, I would hit the wrong keys on my fone.

What would have happened if Neil A. Armstrong, Michael Collins, or Edwin E. "Buzz" Aldrin, Jr. would have locked the keys inside the lunar module?

 

They would have to "pretend they went to the moon " or did they

why do people only believe half of what they see and none of what they are told ?