Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I thought clogs were made of wood.

Why do the japanese have toilets that are so low, dont they know they make them where you can just sit down?

 

No time to sit with godzirra running around.

How often should I change the blinker fluid in my car? And where is the blinker fluid reservoir located?

 

You'll find it just to the left of the 'Ignore all traffic lights' button.



Does your chewing-gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight?

 

If your mother says "don't chew it" do you swallow it in spite?


What's this year's fruit crop going to be like?

 

its going to be flamboyant...thats right its going to be a little fruity.

does the sandman go down to the beach in new jersey to get his sand?

 

No ... he finds it in his sandals.


How many roads must a man walk down?

 

one

how many times must a man look up ?

 

only once to realize that a bird shit in his eye, then he will look up no longer.

what do you do with all your hardware?

 

keep it in the hardware drawer

is it daft to iron your curtains ?

 

Not if you do it on to[ of Ben Nevis


What's a hardware drawer?

 

a drawer for keeping hardware in

why is a clothes line not called a clothes wire ?

 

Because clothes are afraid of wire

Do you ever feel wired?

 

When I'm hung out to dry.

Why do some people talk to plants?

 

Because potatoes are GREAT conversationalists



do you cut a cross in the base of your sprouts when you cook them?

 

Only when im feeling religious.

Do you has bucket or do you has hamburger but eated it?

 

I eated the hambucket.

Can the people on tv see me?

 

Only the ones broadcasting live.

Why is it that sometimes i have four beers and feel completely sober and othet times i have four beers abd have a good buzz?

 

Depends on stomach contents.

What's your favorite hangover remedy?

 

Depend on what caused the hangover.

Why do people that stutter often sing perfectly?

 

Because the lyrics don't say p-p-p-p-perfectly


To be or not to be ... is that the question?